Here's why:

http://elitedaily.com/dating/sex/why-you-should-always-have-sex-on-a-first-date/

11/21/2013 6:41:06 PM

I bet she went to ezu

11/21/2013 6:48:44 PM

haha is it bad i kind of agree that wasting a lot of time dating a dude who ends up sucking in bed is like the worst thing ever?

11/21/2013 7:25:03 PM

Quote :

"Sure, every guy probably thinks that he’s huge, but ladies – we know that the majority of men are average at best."

This chick is such an epic trolololol.

11/21/2013 7:32:13 PM

LOL How old is this woman? I scanned some of her other articles, and she sounds like the trashy magazines that I read twenty years ago.

11/21/2013 7:54:24 PM

Her pen name is Trophy Wife. I am guessing it's intentional.

11/21/2013 7:55:47 PM

I'm available for some lunch dates later this month

11/21/2013 8:04:23 PM

I'm available for some dinner dates later this month

11/21/2013 8:21:29 PM

^^^Of course. But this is supposedly the "Voice of Generation-Y," and she claims to say what no one else has the "balls" to say. If they were going for current and ballsy, they missed the mark by a mile.

^^LOL

[Edited on November 21, 2013 at 8:22 PM. Reason : ]

11/21/2013 8:21:47 PM

Quote :

"I don’t know about you, but when I’m interested in a man, my mind usually goes towards the issue of size: the size of his wallet and also the size of his penis. "

11/21/2013 8:47:52 PM

Quote :

"we know that the majority of men are average at best."

Breaking news, the majority of people are average

11/22/2013 12:15:20 AM

She does make some valid points though

11/22/2013 12:42:24 AM

I, too, am available for first dates.

11/22/2013 7:51:13 AM

I heard Burger King has pretty good coffee now.

11/22/2013 8:00:08 AM

I'd bang her on the first date

11/22/2013 8:07:25 AM

Shit. Obviously I should date more.

11/22/2013 8:51:49 AM

Ay bby want sum fuk?

11/22/2013 9:54:39 AM

Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but my go-to has always been to give a blow job on the first date. You can check out his size and lessen the awkwardness of first time sex.

Quote :

"Breaking news, the majority of people are average"

she's talking about penis size

[Edited on November 22, 2013 at 10:17 AM. Reason : ]

11/22/2013 10:15:39 AM

Quote :

"she's talking about penis size"

I don't think you get it.

11/22/2013 10:18:19 AM

shrug

11/22/2013 10:27:39 AM

Her blog, where she advises women on how to land a rich husband.
http://www.lifeofatrophywife.com/

11/22/2013 10:40:48 AM

I would venture to guess the majority of single guys are above average, hence the reason they can afford to stay single. Guys with smaller penises are much more likely to commit to the first girl who is willing to overlook it. Same thing with money.

[Edited on November 23, 2013 at 11:33 AM. Reason : a]

11/23/2013 11:33:19 AM

Minka...got any friends that think like you?

11/23/2013 11:43:20 AM

Y'all are crazy. The only time that matters is if you're super drunk, and some dude calls you a whore. Then, it is mandatory that you slur some remarks about his limp, baby dick. If you get so animated that a boob pops out your tank top, that's even better. Ideally, said boob should be enhanced by a tasteful paw print tattoo.

11/23/2013 11:56:23 AM

Jermain Stewart disagrees with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmAYwGw_eDI

11/23/2013 1:11:14 PM

The statement about averages actually could be true.

The word people ITT are stretching for is "median". Half of all penises are smaller than the median penis.

11/23/2013 1:35:17 PM

it's official

we've broken out the penis math

11/23/2013 7:09:20 PM