natalie portman's ass

12/23/2013 4:57:46 PM

So... is that good or bad, cuz I haven't tasted her ass...?

12/23/2013 4:59:56 PM

so's your mom

12/23/2013 5:02:40 PM

In related news, ass fries taste like truffles!

12/23/2013 5:39:24 PM

I love ass fries!

12/23/2013 5:40:03 PM

they taste funky in an interesting "this taste bad but i like it" kinda way

they do taste like an asshole but every asshole isn't the same. its not a fat old mans asshole but the asshole of a freshly cleaned actress.

12/24/2013 6:26:30 AM

Quote :

"they do taste like an asshole but every asshole isn't the same."

So you are telling us you have tasted many assholes?

Quote :

"its not a fat old mans asshole but the asshole of a freshly cleaned actress."

So do tell, how exactly does the asshole of a fat old man taste?

Freshly cleaned actress = truffle fries
Fat old man = ???

Also, is the fat old man's asshole freshly cleaned? If not, that's not a fair comparison. If yes, it should taste identical to the freshly cleaned actress', as long as you are blindfolded before you are led into the ATTL (Asshole Taste Testing Laboratory). Skin is skin.

12/24/2013 6:11:19 PM

Taste is all in the brain. If you are really into her her as whole will trick you into tasting good

12/24/2013 6:16:02 PM

That's why I said for it to be a fair test, you have to be blindfolded before you enter the ATTL.

12/24/2013 6:59:59 PM

anyone else think ATM Machine has a whole new meaning, just in general?

12/24/2013 7:08:12 PM

I have only ever heard that truffle salt is delicious, but that sample size that have said anything is pretty small.

And are all ATTL participants' assholes cleaned the same way? joe17669 gave a pretty thorough description of butthole cleaning procedures for best experience in message_topic.aspx?topic=448398 a while ago. I think the texture of the skin is important as well, a nice tight ass vs a saggy wrinkly ass is sure to be different

12/24/2013 9:32:51 PM