February 7th is the start.

http://www.olympic.org/sochi-2014-winter-olympics

1/11/2014 8:47:46 PM

no gays allowed

1/11/2014 8:48:23 PM

The US women's curling team is a favorite to medal. The men's curling team look good but likely will not medal, the men's event is very competitive. The men's team is skipped by the same person (John Schuster) who skipped the 2010 team (and caught a lot of flack for some poor play).

[Edited on January 11, 2014 at 11:14 PM. Reason : .]

1/11/2014 11:13:12 PM

I wonder if Putin will parade Snowden around the US dignitaries just to be an ass

1/12/2014 5:41:16 AM

I will literally watch curling for 2 straight weeks.

Best event of the winter olympics.

1/12/2014 7:06:19 AM

Figure skating is awesome

Seriously

As long as you mute the moronic commentary. Wtf is a sowcow stfu

1/12/2014 7:38:48 AM

Controversy in wimmins figure skating. They chose the cute white girl over the chink.

1/13/2014 9:36:06 PM

Gonna be interesting since Sochi is usually in the 60s in February. Picked the warmest place to hold them

1/13/2014 11:52:33 PM

Figure skating hasn't been interesting since Tanya Harding went all crazy on Nancy Kerrigan.

Let's examine all the sports for watchability:

Alpine Skiing - only if they crash
Biathlon - boring but at least they have guns and shoot stuff
Bobsledding - worth watching if Jamaica is around
Cross-Country Skiing - skiing in a circle for hours? boring
Curling - BEST GODDAMN WINTER EVENT EVAR
Figure Skating - boring
Freestyle Skiing - boring
Ice Hockey - 2nd best event to watch at the winter olympics
Luge - boring
Nordic Combined - boring
Short Track Speed Skating - boring
Skeleton - boring
Ski Jumping - boring
Snowboarding - mostly boring
Speed Skating - the only reason we keep Apollo Ono around, still boring
Team Figure Skating - lame AND boring
Women's Ski Jumping - still boring
Mixed Relay Biathlon - boring
Ski Half-Pipe - boring
Team Relay Luge - boring
Ski Slopestyle - new to Olympics, could be worth watching
Snowboard Slopestyle - new to Olympics, could be worth watching
Snowboard Parallel Special Slalom - new to Olympics, could be worth watching

1/14/2014 8:05:20 AM

I, too, love curling. I'd love to join the local league, but I have no time to make it to Wake Forest.

1/14/2014 8:32:04 AM

I've honestly never given 2 shits about the Olympics. All they do is mess up the schedule on my stories!

1/14/2014 8:49:20 AM

I too, am excited about curling

1/14/2014 9:12:01 AM

Curling is THE single most overrated "sport" EVER.

1/15/2014 7:48:01 PM

iop1

1/15/2014 10:31:43 PM

Those interested in curling the men's US and Norway Olympic teams playing now in the continental cup (curling's version of the Ryder cup)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ie8xefO9aE

1/18/2014 9:30:55 PM

Jamaican bobsled team qualified

1/18/2014 9:33:11 PM

lol right click on http://www.jamaicaolympics.com/



[Edited on January 18, 2014 at 9:50 PM. Reason : .]

1/18/2014 9:50:02 PM

i wonder what "tief" is

1/18/2014 9:56:01 PM

"why are you trying to thief this for?"

they're trying to prevent people from copying their background images

1/18/2014 9:59:38 PM

Sayer is a hater of winter Olympics.

all of those events are worth watching except for biathlon and cross country.

half pipe, slope style, jumping, and downhill are awesome.

Curling, I agree, is the best.

Bobsledding doesn't need Jamaica to be cool (although their two man team did qualify this year), luge, skeleton, etc. are also pretty gnarly.

I'll even admit I enjoy figure skating and the pairs are kinda lame but the teamwork and what they put into it for years for it all to come down to this is pretty cool.

[Edited on January 19, 2014 at 10:08 AM. Reason : I love winter Olympics]

1/19/2014 10:05:45 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7w_S5zme5Y

1/19/2014 2:44:47 PM

http://msn.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/good-luck-going-to-the-bathroom-in-sochi-012114

[Edited on January 22, 2014 at 10:30 AM. Reason : .]

1/22/2014 10:30:04 AM

Looks clean. What's the problem?

1/22/2014 10:33:02 AM

I see what they did there

trying to lure out the gays to be murdered

1/22/2014 11:54:54 AM

Is one perhaps a bidet? Because, you know, that would make sense.

nvm. Apparently, they have communal toilets elsewhere in Russia: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25830617

[Edited on January 22, 2014 at 2:35 PM. Reason : .]

1/22/2014 2:24:28 PM

Leave the children in peace!

1/22/2014 2:26:27 PM

^^ bidet?

Bidets don't look 100% identical to toilet seats.

So how does that toilet work? If there are 2 in each cubicle, that means you can't lock it? If you can't lock it, when the place is full, people will be opening and poking their head in to check if there is a free one or not?

That's fucking stupid, not to mention, seeing, hearing, and smelling someone poop in an enclosed space a meter half a meter from you.

[Edited on January 22, 2014 at 6:50 PM. Reason : ]

[Edited on January 22, 2014 at 6:51 PM. Reason : Double ]

1/22/2014 6:48:18 PM

you can see on the wall where the divider wall used to be between them

1/22/2014 7:52:53 PM

^ but it is a new building, so why would they remove the walls, if they didnt make it like that?

1/22/2014 8:22:42 PM

I am kinda worried about watching the opening/closing ceremonies. Live international tv, and a lot of assholes trying to pull off some stupid shit, elevated chance you may see something go down live.

1/22/2014 8:44:59 PM

Is OEPII1 trying to figure out where the underwear sniffing station is suppose to be?? No worries pal, they'll probably have that ready for the WC in Qatar.

1/22/2014 9:37:09 PM

Awesome, here's the Mexicans' ski uniforms:



http://www.ryot.org/mexicos-olympic-ski-uniform-looks-like-a-skin-tight-mariachi-suit/548729

[Edited on January 29, 2014 at 1:08 PM. Reason : ]

1/29/2014 1:08:21 PM

^ Thats actually pretty cool.

1/29/2014 1:22:21 PM

^^ best thing I've seen on the internet today. Besides boobs.

1/29/2014 2:16:44 PM

Quote :

"As long as you mute the moronic commentary. Wtf is a sowcow stfu"

Salchow

And it's a type of jump, obviously

1/29/2014 3:23:48 PM

Let's get this party started!

2/6/2014 1:39:33 PM

Did Bob Costas get Stuart Scott'd?

2/6/2014 8:04:34 PM

Too bad a terrorist attack is gonna ruin curling

2/6/2014 8:06:38 PM

lol faceplant

2/6/2014 8:13:14 PM

That Torah chick is hot

2/6/2014 8:15:05 PM

cant wait to watch best sports curling and hockey.

2/6/2014 8:21:47 PM

I am a big fan of that interview segment just finished. No punches pulled

2/6/2014 8:42:15 PM

Quote :

"Did Bob Costas get Stuart Scott'd?"

He caught something the second he stepped off the plane into that wasteland and his eye swelled shut.

2/6/2014 8:48:54 PM

triple sow cow

2/6/2014 9:52:18 PM

Tara Lapinski is looking FINE

2/8/2014 1:54:25 PM