understand text?

i have a Word document and want to replace as many of the words possible with SAT/GRE vocab words, especially the adjectives. currently using an online thesaurus and the built-in thesaurus in Word, but taking too long.

i searched, but didnt find any website that could do this. any ideas?

1/16/2014 9:01:24 PM

we aren't going to help you, al queda

1/16/2014 9:07:16 PM

we aren't going to help you, al queda

k

1/16/2014 9:07:44 PM

http://www.eschewobfuscation.com

1/16/2014 9:13:06 PM

^ lol you got me excited thinking thats a real website

i always do eschew obfuscation in my writing, but i need it now for a specific reason.

1/16/2014 9:20:16 PM

You should use complicated syntax instead.

1/16/2014 9:25:29 PM

I'm intrigued, not for obscurity's sake, but for simply feigning intelligence

[Edited on January 16, 2014 at 9:31 PM. Reason : .]

1/16/2014 9:29:47 PM

I, too, enjoy feigning.

1/16/2014 9:31:56 PM

^^^

thats even more time consuming. any websites that you know?

1/16/2014 9:33:50 PM

Post it here and we will take care of it for yo

1/16/2014 9:35:40 PM

using a thesaurus isn't gonna fool the NSA from intercepting your turrist transmissions

1/16/2014 9:45:35 PM

You people seriously never get tired of the terrorist jokes?

Damn, it has been 12+ years... you people must have small easily amused minds.

1/16/2014 9:55:12 PM

shut the fuck up you turban toweled dune coon

1/16/2014 9:56:27 PM

english please

no engrish assholish

1/16/2014 9:59:58 PM

I'm gonna tell you a story right now. A story about a man named Stone Cold Steve Austin. Who rolled into Dallas, Texas last night. And when I rolled into Dallas, Texas, I was real thirsty. So I went to a bar. And started drinking beer. And more beer. And more beer. Then I started throwing darts. Playing pool. Drinking beer. Then I got on one of those mechanical bulls. I rode that bull frontways, sideways, backwards, frontways, two-handed, one-handed, no-handed, finally had to shut that sumbitch down 'cause I wore it out!

Then I started drinking more beer. And I started a fight. And the whole bar started fighting. I whipped everybody's ass. I threw 'em all out the door. Every single one right out the door. Finally, the bartender said: 'Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold!' And I said 'What?', he goes 'why are you throwing everybody out the damn bar?', I say 'You dumb son of a bitch, I'm getting ready for the Royal Rumble!'. ['What?'] I said I'm getting ready for the Royal Rumble. And the bartender looked at me and he said 'Stone Cold?' and I said 'What?'. He said 'I heard Triple H is coming back to win the Royal Rumble'.

I drank some of that beer, I put that beer down, I looked at that bartender right in the eye and I said 'What?', he said 'I heard Triple H is coming back to win the Royal Rumble' and I said 'Uh-uh!'. Triple H is gonna do a lot of things in his life and he made a big comeback. ['What?'] He looks great. ['What?'] Phenomenal. ['What?'] He's The Game. ['What?'] He's that damn good. ['What?'] The bottom line is, he can do all the bench presses, shoulder presses, lat pulldowns, barbell curls, triceps extensions, squats, treadmills, bent-over rows, sit-ups, crunches, rack lifts, he can do all that, but that one thing he'll never do is throw Stone Cold Steve Austin over the top rope, that just won't happen!

I looked at that bartender, and I said 'As a matter of fact, I'm working on my strategy right now'. That's what he said, he said 'What?', I said 'I'm working on my strategy right now'. I looked down at my waist and I said 'Do you see that?', he said 'What?', I said do you see that? That's what he said, he said 'What?', I said 'That's a beer belly'. ['What?'] A beer belly. ['What?'] A beer belly! ['What?'] By lowering my center of gravity, it makes it hard for a man to throw me over the top rope. That's Stone Cold Steve Austin's strategy. You understand what I'm talking about?

So I looked at that bartender, and I said 'I ain't gonna mess with your mechanical bull no more, you can let everybody back in, 'cause I'm gonna drink every single beer you got to work on this beer belly', he said 'What?', 'Beer belly!', 'What?', 'Beer belly!', 'What?'. 'And while I'm working on this beer belly, when I drink all your beer, I'm going down to what-what-what-what-what-what-Whataburger and I'm gonna get a Whataburger with cheese. A Whataburger without cheese. A Whataburger with double cheese. And french fries. Some more french fries! Ah, fuck it, one of them french canned fish sandwiches! Another Whataburger with double cheese!

And I'm gonna roll into that Royal Rumble one pissed-off sumbitch, because, Triple H, you said you kicked my ass once? ['What?'] You said you kicked my ass once? ['What?'] So you think you can do it again? ['What?'] That's what I said, I said 'What? Uh-uh!'. And if you got a problem with that, I can say that to your face, I can say that to your side, I can say that to your back, I can say that to your other side, or I can say that right to your face, because the bottom line is, Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to the Royal Rumble to win, to go to WrestleMania, and that's the bottom line—What? 'Cause Stone Cold said so!"

1/16/2014 10:01:08 PM

see, at least that's english, unlike what you speak on this site

1/16/2014 10:02:50 PM

1/16/2014 10:03:36 PM

Gilipollas madarikatu bat zara, hori da.

1/16/2014 10:21:42 PM

Tá mé ag dul a insint duit scéal ceart anois . Úrscéal faoi fhear darb ainm Cloch Fuar Steve Austin . Cé a rollta i Dallas , Texas aréir . Agus nuair a rolladh mé isteach Dallas , Texas , bhí mé fíor tart . Mar sin, chuaigh mé go dtí barra . Agus thosaigh ól beorach . Agus níos mó beoir . Agus níos mó beoir . Ansin, thosaigh mé ag caitheamh dairteanna . Imeartha linn snámha . Óil beoir . Ansin fuair mé ar cheann de na tairbh meicniúil . Rode mé go bhealaí tosaigh tarbh , sideways , ar gcúl , cabhsaí tosaigh , , aon- láimh , gan aon -láimh , bhí deireadh dhá láimh dhá stoptar go sumbitch síos 'cúis chaith mé é amach !

Ansin, thosaigh mé ag ól níos mó beorach . Agus thosaigh mé ag troid . Agus thosaigh an mbarra ar fad ag troid . Bhuailtí mé gach duine asal . Chaith mé ' em go léir amach ar an doras . Gach ceann amháin ar dheis amach an doras . Mar fhocal scoir , dúirt an tábhairne : " Cloch Fuar ! Cloch Fuar ! Cloch Fuar ! ' Agus dúirt mé ' Cad é? ' , Téann sé ' cén fáth a bhfuil tú ag caitheamh gach duine amach ar an mbarra diabhal ? ' , A rá liom 'Tá tú mac balbh de soith , tá mé ag fáil réidh le haghaidh an tormáin Ríoga ? ' . [ ' Cad é? ' ] Dúirt mé Tá mé ag fáil réidh le haghaidh an tormáin Ríoga . Agus d'fhéach an tábhairne ag dom agus dúirt sé ' Cloch Fuar ? ' agus dúirt mé ' Cad é? ' . Dúirt sé ' Chuala mé Triple H ag teacht ar ais a bhuaigh an tormáin Ríoga ' .

Ól mé roinnt de go bhfuil beoir , chuir mé go beoir síos , d'fhéach mé ar an gceart sin tábhairne sa tsúil agus dúirt mé ' Cad é? ' , A dúirt sé ' Chuala mé Triple H ag teacht ar ais a bhuaigh an tormáin Ríoga ' , agus dúirt mé ' uh - uh ! ' . Triple H Tá gonna a dhéanamh ar a lán de na rudaí ina saol agus rinne sé comeback mór . [ ' Cad é? ' ] Breathnaíonn sé go hiontach . [ ' Cad é? ' ] Phenomenal . [ ' Cad é? ' ] Tá sé an cluiche . [ ' Cad é? ' ] Tá sé go maith diabhal . [ ' Cad é? '] Tá an líne bun , is féidir leis a dhéanamh go léir na presses forma , cófraí ??ghualainn , pulldowns Lat , gcuacha barbell , triceps síneadh , squats , treadmills , sraitheanna lúbtha -os a chionn , suí - ups , crunches , ardaitheoirí raca , ye Is féidir le gach rud , ach go bhfuil rud amháin ní fheicfidh sé a dhéanamh le caith Cloch Fuar Steve Austin thar an rópa barr , nach mbeidh a tharlóidh díreach!

D'fhéach mé ar an tábhairne , agus dúirt mé ' Mar ábhar na fírinne , tá mé ag obair ar mo straitéis ceart anois ' . Sin an méid a dúirt sé , a dúirt sé ' Cad é? ' , A dúirt mé ' Tá mé ag obair ar mo straitéis ceart anois ' . D'fhéach mé síos ar mo chom , agus dúirt mé ' An bhfeiceann tú é sin? ' , A dúirt sé ' Cad é? ' , A dúirt mé a fheiceann tú go bhfuil ? Sin an méid a dúirt sé , a dúirt sé ' Cad é? ' , A dúirt mé ' Sin bolg beoir ' . [ ' Cad é? ' ] A bolg beoir . [ ' Cad é? ' ] Tá bolg beoir ! [ ' Cad é? ' ] De réir a ísliú mo mheáchanlár , a dhéanann sé sé deacair do fear dhá caith dom thar an rópa barr . Sin straitéis Cloch Fuar Steve Austin . Dtuigeann tú cad mé ag caint faoi ?

Mar sin, d'fhéach mé ar an tábhairne , agus dúirt mé ' nach bhfuil mé ag dul a praiseach le do tarbh meicniúil nach bhfuil níos mó , is féidir leat a ligean le gach duine ar ais i , ' faoi deara Tá mé ag dul deoch gach beoir amháin a fuair tú a bheith ag obair ar an bolg beoir ' , a dúirt sé ' Cad é? ' , ' Beoir bolg ! ??' , ' Cad é? ' , ' Beoir bolg ! ??' , ' Cad é? ' . ' Agus cé go bhfuil mé ag obair ar an bolg beoir , nuair a ól mé go léir do beoir , tá mé ag dul síos go dtí an méid a -cad - cad- cad- cad- cad- Whataburger agus tá mé ag dul a fháil ar Whataburger le cáis . A Whataburger gan cáis . A Whataburger le cáis dúbailte . Agus fries na Fraince . Roinnt fries Fraincis níos ! Ah , fuck sé , ar cheann acu Fraince ceapairí éisc stánaithe ! Whataburger eile le cáis dúbailte !

Agus tá mé ag dul rolla isteach sa Ríoga tormáin sumbitch amháin pissed - uaire , Mar gheall ar, Triple H , a dúirt tú kicked tú mo thóin uair amháin ? [ ' Cad é? '] Dúirt tú kicked tú mo thóin uair amháin ? [ ' Cad é? ' ] Mar sin, a cheapann tú gur féidir leat é a dhéanamh arís ? [ ' Cad é? ' ] Sin an méid a dúirt mé , a dúirt mé ' Cad é? Uh - uh ! ' . Agus má fuair tú fadhb le sin , is féidir liom a rá go bhfuil do aghaidh, is féidir liom a rá go bhfuil do aghaidh, is féidir liom a rá go bhfuil do ais , is féidir liom a rá go bhfuil ar do taobh eile , nó is féidir liom a rá go bhfuil an ceart le do aghaidh , Toisc go bhfuil an líne bun , tá Cloch Fuar Steve Austin dul go dtí an tormáin Ríoga a bhuachan , chun dul go dtí WrestleMania , agus gur ar an líne - Cad bun ? ' Cause dúirt Cloch Fuar sin ! "

1/17/2014 5:25:22 PM

1. Take online English classes.

2. Rewrite document using knowledge gained.

3. ...

4. Profit.

1/17/2014 6:22:27 PM

1/17/2014 6:23:24 PM

^^ interesting concept. Please, do tell me more, a lot more.

1/17/2014 6:24:34 PM

IT'S CALLED A DICTIONARY, BIOTCH

1/17/2014 6:27:54 PM

why do you need this? it's just going to make the text read really weird

if it's to learn words, you should learn them in their intended context. words with the same meanings have different connotations

1/17/2014 6:28:03 PM

>knows what eschew obfuscation is
>for some reason doesn't know how to use a thesaurus

1/17/2014 6:30:19 PM

[Edited on January 17, 2014 at 6:33 PM. Reason : srsly doe, https://en.wiktionary.org/ iz ur fraaan

1/17/2014 6:33:01 PM

What?

1/17/2014 6:33:46 PM

^^lewisgeneric ITT

1/17/2014 6:34:36 PM

Quote :

"why do you need this? it's just going to make the text read really weird if it's to learn words, you should learn them in their intended context. words with the same meanings have different connotations"

It is to send a document to an asshole involved in a legal battle with a family member. Can't get too much into it.

I already know the words I ended up using, such as "pecuniary". Yes, I know they have different connotations, and that's why it took a long time. For a 1,000 page document, it took 2 hours, so it wasn't just a find and replace operation.

1/17/2014 6:47:07 PM

this is for a love story you wrote about a muscle chick with a penis, isn't is?

1/17/2014 6:48:53 PM

Ideally you would have had a lawyer draft it: Legal terms often have specific meanings that they do not have in ordinary language, and vice-versa, like "consideration" and "preference" and "fixture" (I hope you didn't mis-use any of the words you used).

1/17/2014 6:52:55 PM

But it wasnt a legal document. He sent an email to my relative, and she wanted to send a polite reply turning down his request contained in the email, but for some reason, she said she wanted it to be full of difficult words. I obliged.

^^ No, it is to fat shame the fat asshole who is bothering my relative.


[Edited on January 17, 2014 at 6:59 PM. Reason : ]

1/17/2014 6:58:02 PM

Quote :

"Ideally you would have had a lawyer draft it: Legal terms often have specific meanings that they do not have in ordinary language, and vice-versa, like "consideration" and "preference" and "fixture" (I hope you didn't mis-use any of the words you used)."

hope this helps

1/17/2014 7:00:32 PM

just translate it between languages a couple times

1/17/2014 7:02:29 PM

^ will have to try that next time the asshole breathes

1/17/2014 7:08:58 PM

Oh, so you were asking for the equivalent of BubbleBobble saying gibberish like "shan halai dinihwa tunailawa" and expecting you to understand it

or like saying this while trying to communicate with an East Asian: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ching_chong

1/17/2014 7:25:40 PM