our company outings.

We're planning to have a visit to a very nice restaurant for a multi-course formal dining experience and he wants to drag along a projector and have us give a "presentation" on what we did over the holidays.

1/24/2014 11:06:55 AM

1/24/2014 11:16:30 AM

1/24/2014 11:18:07 AM

I know #firstworldproblems right

1/24/2014 11:18:14 AM

bring your "presentation" on a floppy disk that's all chewed up and tell him your dog ate your homework. what's he gonna do, give you an F?

1/24/2014 11:26:22 AM

you should get so wasted you can't speak

1/24/2014 11:50:50 AM

Lol we're gonna be in there with wine and caviar looking at PowerPoints

1/24/2014 12:00:47 PM

Show a dozen various pics of yourself drinking and watching football.

1/24/2014 12:03:06 PM

You sure you didn't accidentally enroll in third grade when you meant to get a job?

1/25/2014 12:06:28 PM

cancel

1/25/2014 12:09:42 PM

ahahahaha

1/25/2014 12:09:47 PM

elise read my mind.

Your boss is Michael Scott yo.

1/25/2014 2:02:26 PM

and again this year it's happening

11/21/2014 1:09:58 PM

convince all your coworkers to use the same presentation as last year

11/21/2014 1:15:02 PM

I wish I could but unfortunately I'm the only one who thinks setting up a projector and talking and giving powerpoints about our personal lives at Second Empire is tacky.

11/21/2014 1:16:29 PM

dafuq you company do? sounds like some shit you see on a movie.

11/21/2014 1:22:30 PM

Do yall have to ask to use the bathroom at your work?

11/21/2014 1:22:32 PM

This year the only instructions were to have a topic of your choice. Right now I'm trying to find the best topic to show my utter disdain without getting fired.

11/21/2014 1:25:07 PM

topic: types of fruitcake

11/21/2014 1:35:48 PM

11/21/2014 1:41:03 PM

^YES

11/21/2014 1:55:21 PM

topic: Foodborne illnesses

11/22/2014 5:59:28 AM

^ haha

"Business school: Why do we continue to glorify a waste of time and money?"

11/22/2014 6:33:32 AM

incorporate a meme pic into every slide

11/22/2014 9:01:52 AM

you should get so wasted you can't speak

11/22/2014 9:23:15 AM

http://www.forbes.com/sites/kateharrison/2014/02/19/the-most-popular-employee-perks-of-2014/

Just plagiarize something like this as your topic of choice.

11/22/2014 12:47:25 PM

You sure he's not doing this so he can claim the lunch as a business expense?

11/22/2014 2:54:14 PM