She's not off Kaplan, but she needs our help. Is the TWW Action Copter fueled up?

2/12/2014 6:50:22 PM

Brrrrr. It's cold out there and I'm warm and comfy in my recliner.

2/12/2014 6:51:44 PM

she gonna die

2/12/2014 6:53:02 PM

It would probably take one phone call to my tow truck buddy, but my cell is in the bedroom and I'm in the kitchen.

2/12/2014 6:53:44 PM

SAVE OUR KLATYPUS!!!
Seriously, if anyone is near exit 287 on 40, plz go help her out if you can.

2/12/2014 6:56:32 PM

I heard she was getting married to krallum

2/12/2014 6:57:12 PM

She said when they bwn, after he finishes, he says "This has been a Krallum presentation" and then falls asleep

2/12/2014 6:58:23 PM

if i felt i could get there safely i would go pick her up.
however, i think she should catch a hotel thats nearby

2/12/2014 7:09:50 PM

She's dating Walls1441?

gg, bruh

2/12/2014 7:43:45 PM

If I had the appropriate vehicle I'd do a rescue mission, but my Accord barely made it earlier in the day.

2/12/2014 7:47:47 PM

exit 287 is Harrison Av.

2/12/2014 8:03:37 PM

Huh.. That's not far away.

Welp, good luck

2/12/2014 8:32:09 PM

I will give 3 months of premium to the person that can make it safely out to her, and pick her up

[Edited on February 12, 2014 at 8:36 PM. Reason : or a pizza. yeah... a pizza]

2/12/2014 8:35:42 PM

TWW of old would have rushed out to save her. of course, it would have been gargs or dnl out there, and she would have been in severe danger of being roofied, but still.

2/12/2014 8:39:53 PM

TWW of old still attended the university and weren't complete cynical assholes

2/12/2014 8:58:44 PM

Everyone here is old and has a minivan by now, how do you suggest anyone go out any get her? Find a bachelor with a Jeep I guess.

2/12/2014 9:56:11 PM

Tkejeep69 to thee rescue

2/12/2014 10:35:05 PM

Is she stranded? I can help.

2/12/2014 10:41:14 PM

Was she retrieved? I don't really have any means to get her. I wish I did, I'm not far.

2/12/2014 10:42:11 PM

Last I heard from her she was "starting to get cold."

2/12/2014 10:52:34 PM

Adam Dale is a scholar and a gentleman

2/12/2014 10:58:51 PM

I'd go out there

if I had a car

and lived anywhere near NC

2/13/2014 2:41:54 AM

Anyone heard anything

2/13/2014 10:24:08 AM

she made it home last night

2/13/2014 10:24:57 AM

2/13/2014 10:26:28 AM

Yay

H8r ... You're a good man for all you to did to help people

2/13/2014 10:31:22 AM

H8R's really a LUVR?

2/13/2014 10:33:16 AM

I wonder if Klaty followed the Rules of the Road?

2/13/2014 10:53:34 AM

it's not a problem at all, my car does awesome in these conditions and i can work on my driving skillz

i stay away from traffic and just u turn and go the way i came

2/13/2014 11:07:34 AM

off Kaplan

MORE LIKE OFF MAH DICK

2/13/2014 3:28:02 PM

she hasn't posted since yesterday...

What did you do, H8R?

2/13/2014 4:05:44 PM

man... idk what klaty looks like

but I do know I would attach to dat ass and never let go :33333

2/13/2014 4:44:39 PM

Patented BB rape insinuation with cheery emotes.

You sick fuck.

2/13/2014 5:03:38 PM

thanks everybody.


it was an adventure.

I also want to thank a guy named Ken and his son. They helped me push and tow my car into a parking lot

2/14/2014 3:22:26 PM

PRAISE JEEEEBUS, SHE'S ALIVE!!! Either than or H8R forced her to divulge her TWW password with her last breaths... Hmmm...

2/14/2014 7:29:35 PM

that was totally rape insinuation

2/14/2014 7:30:34 PM