Can she order gator bites?!

2/15/2014 7:11:29 PM

dietary restrictions?



[Edited on February 15, 2014 at 7:18 PM. Reason : Smaller]

2/15/2014 7:15:52 PM

Nah

She just gave up meat a while back, except fish.

2/15/2014 7:19:22 PM

she down with eating a fish taco?

I'm asking for a friend.

2/15/2014 7:25:06 PM

what about trouser snakes?

2/15/2014 7:25:35 PM

when i tried crocodile, it had a strong fishy flavor.


i think you should tell her that fish don't feel less pain than other animals, so it doesn't matter lol

2/15/2014 8:01:04 PM

^
but they look weird so it's cool

2/15/2014 8:28:32 PM

Tell her that catching hordes of wild fish and depleting the oceans is far worse for the planet than farming livestock.

2/15/2014 9:32:28 PM

Eh

She doesn't refrain from eating animals for any PETAesque reason. So, uh... There's that. She just doesn't want to.

2/15/2014 9:41:45 PM

nsfw
















nsfw

[Edited on February 15, 2014 at 9:42 PM. Reason : ]

2/15/2014 9:41:57 PM

I remember her

2/15/2014 9:44:24 PM

Should have just glued some jumbo googly eyes

2/15/2014 10:13:03 PM

I think I have a video of her stripping, somewhere

2/15/2014 10:16:42 PM

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"i think you should tell her that fish don't feel less pain than other animals"

when you pierce their mouths with a hook and then hang them from it, they seem pretty chill with that

I kinda do think they feel less pain

2/15/2014 10:20:59 PM

I dated a pescatarian who couldn't give up bacon. I called her a bacopescatarian. It was the bacon wrapped scallops that did her in.

2/16/2014 9:11:58 AM

yeah, i know someone who hates all meat except bacon. I call her a bacontarian.



what do you call a vegetarian that only eats chicken? a liar

2/16/2014 6:38:34 PM

^, ^^, people like that annoy me. There's a difference between people who eat less meat than others and people who eat no meat.

Also, vegans that eat honey. They're technically apetarians if they do, and also angry at you for making them now look for honey in the ingredients of everything.

And I'm a pescatarian, but because Jewish, I only eat certain kinds of fish, so I say vegetarian because it makes questions easier. So, for me, alligator would be out of the question even if it weren't, but I don't consider it a fish. It has limbs. Some of them can fucking climb.

2/16/2014 7:27:17 PM

Do they really annoy you? Like, for real?

2/16/2014 7:35:38 PM

I like how you get annoyed at people for using silly labels when you use the improper label for yourself.

2/16/2014 7:44:59 PM

you know what annoys me? there's no palatablecomestible non-animal protein that is as low in fat/carb per weight as seafood, other than protein powder. seafood makes dietary sense, minus toxins, but yeah, way too many environmental/health concerns here to make it a frequent part of my diet.

2/16/2014 7:46:03 PM

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"And I'm a pescatarian, but because Jewish, I only eat certain kinds of fish, so I say vegetarian because it makes questions easier. So, for me, alligator would be out of the question even if it weren't, but I don't consider it a fish. It has limbs. Some of them can fucking climb."

sounds annoying

2/16/2014 7:50:59 PM

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"alligator would be out of the question even if it weren't, but I don't consider it a fish."

[Edited on February 17, 2014 at 12:10 AM. Reason : ]

2/17/2014 12:10:35 AM

My coworker is one of these. But I never heard the word before then I thought he was saying presbyterian.

2/17/2014 2:15:23 AM

Which pretty much makes me a pescatarian, but I do enjoy a tasty burger.

2/17/2014 2:32:39 AM

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"And I'm a pescatarian, but because Jewish, I only eat certain kinds of fish, so I say vegetarian because it makes questions easier."

You can eat any kind of fish.

Shellfish, no. Fish, yes.

2/17/2014 2:39:56 AM

anyone who uses any of these labels for reasons other than preference annoys me. especially vegans. As if roping off large masses of land for farms and highways has no impact on animals. We have to eat and everything we eat impacts the environment to produce. the gluten free fad really annoys me as well.

these type of labels are almost like being gay. something gone wrong making you not want meat. some people say they were born not liking meat. not that i am bashing gay people. but the two seem similar to me.

[Edited on February 17, 2014 at 3:14 AM. Reason : close minded to say i will only eat x]

2/17/2014 3:14:11 AM

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"You can eat any kind of fish. Shellfish, no. Fish, yes."

Incorrect.

Octopus/squid/eel/shark aren't shellfish, but are not kosher, but those are questionable about being fish.
Fish that are fish that are not kosher include: catfish, anglerfish, freshwater cod, marlin, pufferfish, swordfish, certain types of mackerels, sturgeons, et cetera. Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head, there are full lists on the internet somewhere.

My general policy is to stick to white fish (flounder, cod, haddock), and salmon and tuna (arguably not white), and it makes life a lot easier.

[Edited on February 17, 2014 at 6:54 AM. Reason : Full article: http://www.kashrut.com/articles/fish/]

2/17/2014 6:48:11 AM

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"dietary restrictions? "

2/17/2014 11:51:10 AM

^^ haha that shit is so fucking arbitrary.

and gotta agree with jbrick

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"sounds annoying"

2/17/2014 11:59:46 AM

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"what do you call a vegetarian that only eats chicken? a liar"

hahaha, this sounds like my SIL. She claims to be a vegetarian unless it comes to Red Robin burgers.

2/17/2014 12:05:05 PM

If you eat fish at restaurants or buy processed fish at the grocery store you regularly consume non-kosher fish. Species substitution, contamination, etc. Just drop the fucking charade, you fake Jew fuck.

2/17/2014 12:16:26 PM

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"My general policy is to stick to white fish "

2/17/2014 1:18:22 PM

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"Do they really annoy you? Like, for real?"

No. The concept doesn't annoy me. But if you're vegan and get up in my face for being vegetarian because some people think "that's not good enough", I'm going to point out that most vegans eat honey, and I'm going to walk away.

2/17/2014 9:29:21 PM

How many times have people gotten in your face and told you that being a vegetarian "wasn't enough"?

2/17/2014 9:43:37 PM

Never. That's how many times. Fucking never.

[Edited on February 17, 2014 at 9:47 PM. Reason : edit]

2/17/2014 9:46:40 PM

^^ive had the militant vegans tell me being pescatarian isint good enough.

2/18/2014 6:41:08 AM

Ill admit... The thought of a militant vegan makes me giggle a little bit

2/18/2014 6:48:20 AM

on a serious note, i dumped vegetarianism after over a decade of unwavering adherence and 3+ years of veganism because of the overwhelming pressure of vegan guilt culture. fuck that shit. and now i apparently eat animals for fun, since i've demonstrated i don't need them to live.

2/18/2014 9:25:02 AM