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"A turkey attacked a mail carrier Tuesday while she was on her route in a neighborhood in northwest Greensboro. ... Animal Control tells FOX8 the turkey is a “public threat” and they’ll be out in the neighborhood over the next couple days to try to catch him."

http://myfox8.com/2014/02/20/turkey-attacks-greensboro-mail-carrier-animal-control-to-capture-calls-bird-public-threat/

2/21/2014 10:25:25 AM

2/21/2014 10:27:42 AM

this is a major epidemic across our country
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2doG1XmR4w

2/21/2014 10:33:16 AM

I imagined this turkey had a daily route it follows to attack people.

2/21/2014 10:35:32 AM

I had never seen a wild turkey before I moved east. Now I see those shits all the damn time, wandering around in fields by the roads, sometimes wandering into the roads. I imagine they could right fuck up a radiator.

2/21/2014 10:56:12 AM

[Edited on February 21, 2014 at 11:00 AM. Reason : .]

2/21/2014 10:59:20 AM

That video is a lot funnier than I expected it to be.

2/21/2014 11:04:41 AM

Flying drop kick!

2/21/2014 11:30:56 AM

I, too, have been chased by a turkey. It's scarier than you would think.

2/21/2014 11:49:06 AM

Large, Vicious Talons

2/21/2014 11:58:09 AM

RTP had a goat on the loose for about 3 weeks, it had a twitter and everything.
https://twitter.com/GoatBubba

2/21/2014 12:01:37 PM

'the fuck you gone do about it!

2/21/2014 1:01:15 PM

fuck you ... im a turkey

2/21/2014 1:33:23 PM

mmmmmmm dinner

2/21/2014 1:36:58 PM

They are becoming a nuisance around here. 20 years ago you never saw one, and we are in the middle of nowhere. They can cause serious crop damage because the flocks are so large, and one all but came through the windshield of my wife's car about a year ago while it was flying across a highway. According to the state maps, this area has the highest concentration of them, and I think the first hunting season on them was here. That being said, it sounds like the mail carrier could handle the problem with a good pair of boots or a tobacco stick.

2/21/2014 10:22:03 PM