What the fuck is wrong with our students these days??

And with the scandal, the shit would write itself this year. Fucking pathetic.

2/26/2014 6:42:42 PM

It's because the current NCSU students have been beaten, both physically and psychologically, by the university of North Carolina at chapel hill.

2/26/2014 6:44:59 PM

yeah, I didn't think the technician could go downhill

2/26/2014 6:45:16 PM

pussies, the whole lot of you

2/26/2014 6:50:44 PM

I'm surprised the old geezers on PackPride didn't take it on themselves to do one. Actually...I bet if they had known in advance there wouldn't be done, they would have.

2/26/2014 6:51:09 PM

If PackPride had done one, it would be pictures of Obama in UNC gear and a bone through his nose eating fried chicken.

2/26/2014 7:34:31 PM

It makes sense for TWW to have gone downhill, b/c everybody's gone

But this decline need not have extended to NC State itself, or to Technician

That's weird and a real shame...I feel like an old man bitching about how things ain't what they used to be, but evidently they really ain't

2/26/2014 7:37:07 PM

It is a somber day indeed.

2/26/2014 7:45:27 PM

I guess the technician doesn't even bother anymore now that all the students have smartphones and don't need to grab one for the crossword to kill time in class.

2/26/2014 7:46:18 PM

maybe we should outsource it to the nubian message

2/26/2014 7:51:53 PM

I blame this on the editor. dickless/vaginaless mannequin.

2/26/2014 11:31:16 PM

I recall a daily tar hell being published late/missed when I was in school or shortly after graduating as well. Maybe I'm wrong?

2/26/2014 11:33:53 PM

Quote :

"It's because the current NCSU students have been beaten, both physically and psychologically, by the university of North Carolina at chapel hill."

100% agreed. Maybe if our admissions standards weren't so lax that every bum off the street gets accepted, things would change. But nooo, we're a land-grant university, being selective isn't part of the charter.

Bullshit. Being the lowest-ranked school in the ACC academically isn't part of the charter either, dickheads.

2/26/2014 11:49:10 PM

This loss tonight is their fault

2/26/2014 11:52:56 PM

saw on twitter where one of the editors said they "were busy"


which is bullshit. they've known this game was coming for months, and like jbrick said this shit writes itself. Hell, just this week we've had the whole Felton saga, that alone would fill a page.

2/27/2014 1:20:31 AM

WTF. This was the first time ever yes? Wrote that bastard a piece of my mind.

[Edited on February 27, 2014 at 4:37 AM. Reason : wrote him]

2/27/2014 4:35:20 AM

I can't believe that.

I know its a small tradition, but when you're losing traditions left and right, you have to cling to whatever is left.

Seriously dropped the ball. The editor should immediately be replaced.

2/27/2014 11:49:17 AM

^^There was a year they didn't do one due to budget reasons between 2005 & 2009

2/27/2014 12:26:15 PM

You should all demand a refund of your subscription fee.

2/27/2014 12:57:16 PM

The technician was always shit, the Daily Tar Hell was just immature and stupid shit.

Honestly, they need to close up shop and just start over.

2/27/2014 3:40:59 PM

Quote :

"There was a year they didn't do one due to budget reasons between 2005 & 2009"

yeah, i remember that. that was a shitty excuse as well.

2/27/2014 4:01:52 PM

and of course I got no response....

[Edited on February 28, 2014 at 3:16 AM. Reason : spelling]

2/28/2014 3:16:20 AM

The Technician has been failing for a long time. They made a big push for writers when I was in grad school because they didn't have enough support to keep a daily paper running. I volunteered and wrote articles for them but it was so poorly mismanaged it was absolutely ridiculous.

2/28/2014 12:20:16 PM

They were too busy.

But they weren't too busy for Luke Nadkarni, Assistant Sports Editor to chastise the entire Wolfpack fanbase:

Wolfpack fans need to grow up
http://www.technicianonline.com/sports/article_718055e4-a035-11e3-9306-001a4bcf6878.html

2/28/2014 12:22:37 PM

Luke Nadkarni accused of selling cocaine laced deworming agent while cock looking rack focus UNC dropout

2/28/2014 2:32:02 PM

http://www.blogger.com/profile/15454891132277962914

Quote :

" I also am a freshman at North Carolina State University. Despite my college choice, I've lived in Charlottesville my whole life, and I love the University of Virginia Cavaliers and the Washington Redskins. Some other pertinent facts about me: I am not lactose intolerant, however, I dislike cheese, I play tennis quasi-religiously, revere Dick Vitale, don't read that much, and am happy that Pete Rose is not in the Baseball Hall of Fame Interests: sports, sports, and more sports Favorite Movies: Footloose, Blood Diamond, The Kingdom, Wanted, Green Street Hooligans, Miracle, anything with Adam Sandler or Billy Bob Thornton Favorite Music Matisyahu, Simon and Garfunkel, Vinnie Da Don, Incubus, Dave Matthews Band, Red Hot Chili Peppers, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN Favorite Books: What's a book?"

2/28/2014 2:41:04 PM

Luke Nadkarni sold Joey Powell (UNC Twitter @joey_powell) coca cola laced with deworming agent while looking at PNC Arena dick pics shot with rack focus behind the Dean Dome Cambridge Suites 72

2/28/2014 2:41:29 PM

2/28/2014 2:44:29 PM

I mean, come on man, this guy's ridiculous

2/28/2014 2:45:26 PM

Quote :

"The burgundy and gold represents the Redskins, the logo in the middle represents my school-NC State, and the line of flags at the top signifies the Cabaret"

it looks like lewisje helped out with his flag

Edit:
I was curious who the "Cabaret" is and found the answer on the next page:

Quote :

"Come, ye children, and hearken to me, And I will teach you of the love of the Cabaret, the eight most angelic female tennis players in the world."

[Edited on February 28, 2014 at 2:49 PM. Reason : .]

2/28/2014 2:47:02 PM

what in the everloving fuck?

Quote :

"I feel like I use so much code on here that I need a glossary to help you idiots understand everything. In no particular order, here it goes: NSEEFTPC: Nadkarni Sports European Female Tennis Player Cabaret. My nine favorite female tennis players, all from various countries in Eastern Europe. Regina: Romanian for queen. Used due to the fact that Sorana Cirstea is my future wife, and I am the king of this virtual nation. J. Geils Band Syndrome: In tennis, refers to winning your first match in a tournament and losing the next one. Due to the fact that the J. Geils Band had only one good song ("Centerfold") Dani: Nickname for NSEEFTPC's Daniela Hantuchova. "Sexy" can be added in front of it for added effect. The Slovak Siren: Another nickname for Hantuchova JJ: Nickname for NSEEFTPC's Jelena Jankovic The Real Face of Serbian Women's Tennis: Used to refer to Jankovic, due to the fact that many consider Ana Ivanovic to be better when she's clearly not. Vika: Nickname for NSEEFTPC's Victoria Azarenka Osama bin Radek: My name for Radek Stepanek, who's a fucking douche. Also known as "That Asshole" or simply "Douchebag" Dumb Bitch: Nicole Vaidisova. Do I really have to explain this one? Darth Williams: My name for Serena Williams, because she (he? it? we may never know) is evil. Also known as Serena Fucking Williams, or The Child-Eating Hermaphrodite Dallas Cowgirls: That NFL team that plays in that ugly-ass stadium somewhere in Texas The Big Eyesore: The aforementioned stadium in which this team plays Tony Blowmo: The quarterback of this ridiculous team. Tony Homo: See above, but only if I'm in a real pissy mood The Real America's Team: Refers to the Green Bay Packers, despite the fact that everyone else considers the Cowgirls to be "America's Team". Dumbass Danny: Refers to Daniel Snyder, the mentally deficient owner of the Washington Redskins "Thank Dick Vitale!": Dick Vitale is God here in NadkarniSportsNation, so instead of thanking God, we thank Dick Vitale "Fuck You!": Often directed toward Serena Williams, Radek Stepanek, Ana Ivanovic, Tony Blowmo, or anyone else I don't like"

Quote :

"NADKARNI'S SPORTS BIBLE In the beginning Dick Vitale created NadkarniSportsNation. Dick Vitale said "Let there be sports", and there were sports. Dick Vitale said "Let there be the greatest football team on the face of the earth", and there were the Washington Redskins. And Dick Vitale said "Let the nine fairest womens tennis players bless this great nation", and Sorana Cirstea, Victoria Azarenka, Caroline Wozniacki, Alona and Kateryna Bondarenko, Elena Vesnina, Jelena Jankovic, Daniela Hantuchova, and Agnieszka Radwanska formed NSEEFTPC and graced NadkarniSportsNation with their eternal angelicness. And Dick Vitale declared that the University of Virginia be superior to all other universities in every athletic category. And the Lord Dick Vitale declared "Let Luke Nadkarni speak his full and unadulterated thoughts", and Nadkarni's SportSpot was born."

[Edited on February 28, 2014 at 2:53 PM. Reason : .]

2/28/2014 2:52:45 PM

Hooooollllllyyyyyyy sssssshhhhiiiiiiittttttt.

The real crime is that the one good J. Geils song is their cover of "First I Look at the Purse," not "Centerfold."

2/28/2014 3:13:48 PM

is this for realsies?

2/28/2014 3:22:19 PM

"i love these european tennis players so much, i refer to them as prostitutes"

2/28/2014 3:26:10 PM

who loves Dick Vitale that much? especially a non-UNC/Duke fan? that's weird and disturbing.

[Edited on February 28, 2014 at 3:28 PM. Reason : ]

2/28/2014 3:27:56 PM

Look you people need to cool it with all the cyber bullying.

2/28/2014 3:27:56 PM

This dude has it coming. Totally different.

2/28/2014 3:28:46 PM

Also, I'm not emailing him offering him blogging jobs or sex with a cabaret of tennis players ot anything. This is what he wrote on his blog, he published it and its still up on his site.

2/28/2014 4:30:41 PM

WHAT THE FUCK

2/28/2014 4:44:42 PM

Well this took an interesting turn

2/28/2014 4:48:41 PM

He loves himself some Dick Vitale

2/28/2014 8:47:07 PM

http://www.statefansnation.com/2014/02/oh-look-technician-suddenly-time-write-articles-f/

2/28/2014 8:51:27 PM

I'm interested in the SFN comment that says ol' LuLu (Cabaret!) didn't even get in the game because he was too drunk.

2/28/2014 10:50:34 PM

oh, shit just got real

i see bad things in this dick slap's future

2/28/2014 11:04:26 PM

A quick look at his FB account is enough to reveal that

2/28/2014 11:05:21 PM

^^^I've heard that from multiple sources.

2/28/2014 11:07:58 PM

Quote :

"Well this took an interesting turn"

2/28/2014 11:10:57 PM

they seriously said "ockham's razor"

2/28/2014 11:13:02 PM

I also saw a picture of him posing with Dave O'Brien, the worst play-by-play man in the history of televised soccer.

^ lulz

[Edited on February 28, 2014 at 11:14 PM. Reason : 5]

2/28/2014 11:13:59 PM

Hey freeze frame was a fun song too

[Edited on March 1, 2014 at 4:15 AM. Reason : asdf]

3/1/2014 4:15:26 AM