I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Aenimei and Manhwa on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Maple Story, Persona series) I train with my Katakana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Seoul to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

plz no copy-pasterino duderino frapuccino ronaldinho

3/1/2014 9:42:11 PM

Jesus Christ.

3/1/2014 9:44:14 PM

I feel as if i should cyber bully you.

3/1/2014 9:46:18 PM

[Edited on March 1, 2014 at 9:52 PM. Reason : rofl gweilo

3/1/2014 9:49:01 PM

And I thought you were gonna say you are gay

3/1/2014 9:49:28 PM

so, you're a faggot. we already knew that. also, I am compelled to call you a weeaboo even though I'm not entirely sure what that is.

3/1/2014 9:49:59 PM

CDs?

CRT TV?


What year was this pic taken?

3/1/2014 9:56:44 PM

^^^I'm actually bi and have been open about that for more than 3 years.

^^My OP is actually a bit of copypastry, slightly altered from its original form; I'm no wapanese here.
(BTW "weeaboo" was coined in a Perry Bible Fellowship comic as some strange word that, when said, would lead others to take turns paddling you; then about 7 years ago 4chan decided to wordfilter "wapanese" to "weeaboo" and its current meaning took hold.)

[Edited on March 1, 2014 at 9:57 PM. Reason : ^all you need to know: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ken-sama

3/1/2014 9:56:50 PM

that guy is miles less weird than you

3/1/2014 9:59:45 PM

of course there's still the occasional hanja but still

[Edited on March 1, 2014 at 10:36 PM. Reason : With epenthesis, my name in Hangeul is 릐스 젬스

3/1/2014 10:29:18 PM

Wait... that's actually lewisje in that picture?

I'll be honest, I've always pictured lewisje looking like Dean Pelton on Community.

[Edited on March 1, 2014 at 10:39 PM. Reason : .]

3/1/2014 10:36:44 PM

no, but I think this is him

3/1/2014 10:38:44 PM

^that guy is much cooler than I am

3/1/2014 10:57:11 PM

this is cyber bullying. You are a piece of shit.

3/1/2014 11:22:51 PM

You guys obviously lived together at some point; did Lewis ever stick it in?

3/1/2014 11:24:37 PM

no.

3/1/2014 11:26:16 PM

and we've never lived together

3/1/2014 11:38:10 PM

you act like siblings that have had sex

3/1/2014 11:39:51 PM

She's from Ohio, and I grew up in Indiana, but that sounds like a Kentucky thing.

however she is BFFs with one of my IRL siblings~

3/1/2014 11:47:25 PM

the plot thickens; i now see opportunity.

3/1/2014 11:50:32 PM

3/2/2014 12:17:07 AM

I opened this thread and was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't one of those stupid comics

Then I scrolled down

3/2/2014 10:15:45 AM

please stop, lewisje

though I hate your comics as much as anyone, I admired the way you maintained a dignified silence against all criticism

but this shit is the worst kind of trolling...it's trolling that invites not argument, but ridicule. you're deliberately being a douche, and that is a disgusting thing to do. please stop.

3/2/2014 10:18:42 AM

Cool

3/2/2014 12:09:54 PM

Quote :

"When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Seoul"

Wat?

3/2/2014 12:16:06 PM

Quote :

"I train with my Katakana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times"

A thousand times [no].

3/2/2014 12:27:33 PM

3/2/2014 12:45:12 PM

When I read the first post I thought, "lewisje is a lot more normal than I thought." but then I read more and found out it wasn't true.

3/2/2014 1:04:55 PM

^^^,^^^^memetic mutation lol, the original had "Tokyo" instead of "Seoul" and "Katana" instead of "Katakana"

3/2/2014 7:43:30 PM