you tell me?

3/6/2014 10:39:15 PM

3/6/2014 10:53:20 PM

getting that statue was a HELL OF A DEAL

3/6/2014 10:57:53 PM

aww...still have a crush on me?


[Edited on March 6, 2014 at 11:11 PM. Reason : d]

3/6/2014 11:06:18 PM

definitely...I go through your recent posts and jerk off while reading them at least 3-4 times a week

3/6/2014 11:09:56 PM

thats probably a drop off since a few months ago. prolly 10-12 times.

3/6/2014 11:11:42 PM

sounds about right

3/6/2014 11:12:50 PM

well, they both have lips and eyes

3/6/2014 11:40:55 PM

^ and noses

3/6/2014 11:46:46 PM

dont forget eyebrows and chins.

3/6/2014 11:51:38 PM

What if Elvis was really a woman?

3/7/2014 12:09:38 AM

I do see a remarkably strong resemblance.

And in all honesty is there a more American person than Elvis?

The two stories read as mirror images

Born with a twin brother of the same flesh, attacked and crippled his twin brother (assumed dead) and absconded with his wealth.
Went all military while the armed forces kicked the shit out of all kinds different foreigners.
Hit a low spot in the 70's and made a legendary comeback.
Died on shitter packed to the gills with government issued prescription twinkies in a house with fourty eight televisions.

3/7/2014 12:46:19 AM

prophetic statement?

3/7/2014 1:18:11 AM

Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Wonder what?

Whether she's naked under that toga. She is French. You know that.

3/7/2014 5:31:25 AM