I was really nervous to have sex on my period, but after hours of my former bf convincing me I finally said ok, but we had to have a towel down and go really slow. So we're doing our thing and everything's fine until he gets a weird look on his face and says that he's not wearing the condom anymore. We looked around for a minute but it was obvious that the condom was lodged up in my bloody vag. I knew what I had to do. I hopped out of bed, stood up and shoved my fingers as far up in my vagina as I could. I found the wadded up condom really quick. YAY. So I start to pull it out, but just as I'm right about to pull it out I queef and the blood covered condom immediately filled up with air and just hung there out of my vagina like a menstrual queef balloon. The worst part was the look on my ex bf's face.

3/25/2014 10:40:23 AM

Boyfriend was all like

3/25/2014 10:45:51 AM

you dont have to wear a rubber when she is on the rag as they caint get preggers

3/25/2014 3:44:50 PM

Yeah, that's pretty much the prime benefit of crime scene sex.

3/25/2014 6:28:29 PM