Ok this year I'll start this early.


2014, the year of Romo. I predict 10-6 and wild card playoffs.

3/31/2014 2:27:27 PM

Tony Romo is a thief and a liar

3/31/2014 3:41:00 PM

a visual representation of the Dallas Cowboys:

3/31/2014 3:58:08 PM

I lol'd

3/31/2014 4:03:18 PM

3/31/2014 4:06:38 PM

I predict 8-8 with a postseason-missing-clinching loss to the eagles, like every year

I have no idea who they play the final game

3/31/2014 5:15:54 PM

Fuck em

3/31/2014 7:18:21 PM

I predict:

- Reaching for a 3rd round talent with their 1st round pick in the draft next month
- Dez gets arrested for something
- Witten gets hurt and retires
- Romo has a lot of 350-400 yard passing games ruined when he throws a lot of late-game interceptions
- The Cowboys will have a 3 or 4 game win streak, then Jerry Jones will do something dumb to meddle in it, sparking a 5 game losing streak
- Obnoxious fans will continue to think the Cowboys have been relevant the last 20 years

3/31/2014 8:12:34 PM

Some of my good friends are cowboys fans.. They got all super excited about mike Evans possibly falling to them. Like.. How fucking dumb can you be

3/31/2014 10:47:27 PM

@NFLonFOX: The Cowboys will reportedly 'figure out a way to get Johnny Manziel' and do whatever it takes to bring him to Dallas: http://t.co/9A4aLsFfTS

Worst defense ever, let's draft offense

4/29/2014 9:24:24 AM

Lets draft a guy with 0 class, and have him sit the bench behind our franchise qb.

It should say cowboys will do anything to get Clowney

4/29/2014 9:39:43 AM

whoever they draft, i'm sure he'll go down to mexico to get banged by jason witten

4/29/2014 9:40:47 AM

Nope he will get raped by the redskins 1 legged running qb.

4/29/2014 9:43:34 AM

touche

4/29/2014 9:44:55 AM

We got a job to do and we gonna do it baby!!!

5/1/2014 10:35:11 PM

i predict the Cowboys will win more games than Panthers and Bucs combined



...and still miss the playoffs

#gobears

5/1/2014 10:50:50 PM

Jerry Jones is all over Jerry Richardson's dick

http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/2014/05/if-cowboys-didnt-trade-up-for-demarcus-lawrence-they-wouldve-drafted-kony-ealy-and-trai-turner.html/

5/15/2014 1:37:29 PM

I'd guess they're going to perform about as well as a Pontiac G8...which is so say, never make it out of the gate.

5/15/2014 1:49:34 PM

This is in chit chat and not sports talk because they are more of a joke than a competitive team.

5/15/2014 3:27:27 PM

So the Cowboys didn't draft Manziel, instead they went with a safe pick

That safe pick just injured the only good defensive player on the team

LOL

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/05/27/sean-lee-injured-during-non-contact-practice/

5/27/2014 2:20:47 PM

Quote :

"TylerHills says: May 27, 2014 2:10 PM I feel like this guy and Dan Morgan are long lost brothers."

5/27/2014 2:28:18 PM

Quote :

"The road to 8-8 again has officially begun."

5/27/2014 2:30:35 PM

In his first action of the preseason, Romo fumbles leading to a defensive touchdown. Already in mid-season form.

8/16/2014 7:21:54 PM

Then throws a TD to Dez. hatersgonnahate.gif

8/16/2014 7:43:50 PM

wonder if Baltimore will score 50

8/16/2014 9:02:45 PM

I will say 5-11

8/17/2014 12:12:43 AM