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The E Man
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except sometimes you have to convince 4 executives to blow you in one night.

4/17/2014 12:05:48 AM

Kickstand
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is fucking funny, Earl!! Best thing I've seen or heard all week!

4/17/2014 7:45:32 AM

BigMan157
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that probably explains why i'm so awful at them

4/17/2014 7:56:23 AM

NCSUStinger
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a man and a woman usually spend a lot of time getting to know each other before they decide to start a relationship.

but usually, a company only spends 15-30 minutes with you before they decide

4/17/2014 8:05:45 AM

Førte
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the company can't give you the clap though

4/17/2014 8:09:10 AM

The E Man
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^^with some girls, you meet them at the bar and get laid after 15-30 minutes

with some jobs, you get paid after 15-30 minutes

with more serious girls, you have 3 or 4 dates before you get laid.

with more serious jobs you have 3 or 4 interviews before you get paid.

4/17/2014 9:30:38 AM

shoot
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It's kinda like dates.
But much more serious than dates I think.
Without woman, you can still survive.
Without job, you can't.

4/17/2014 9:53:11 AM

dharney
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you learn the right things to say at the right time. I've been on enough dates it just becomes a repetitive routine.

interviews same way

4/17/2014 10:32:17 AM

justinh524
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Dates are delicious. I've never eaten a job interview, though.

4/17/2014 10:40:16 AM

0EPII1
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^ which dates do you like? Which varieties have you tried and from which countries?

4/17/2014 4:04:32 PM

bdmazur
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Quote :
"the company can't give you the clap though"


But some can still make you feel dirty

4/17/2014 4:06:46 PM

Smath74
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"Without woman, you can still survive.
Without job, you can't."

lol we live in Obamamerica. of course people can live without jobs.

4/17/2014 5:01:11 PM

GREEN JAY
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Quote :
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4/17/2014 5:42:49 PM

shoot
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The HR of a startup missed our date today. So I guess her company is deeply in trouble.

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