guess who said it

1. "she looks like she's wearing a diaper"

4/17/2014 6:58:36 PM

I WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME

mostly b/c I like winning even though I'm cheating

4/17/2014 6:59:41 PM

[user]This Thread Fucking Sucks[/user]

4/17/2014 7:00:04 PM

"is he jerking it?"

4/17/2014 7:00:26 PM

I'm afraid I share CuntPunter's sentiments.

4/17/2014 7:02:01 PM

"I thought they had to have a bush in these movies."

4/17/2014 7:02:18 PM

"It's like being Santa Claus, only with less clothes"

4/17/2014 7:03:32 PM

"I may have blocked your toilet"

4/17/2014 7:04:11 PM

4/17/2014 7:04:25 PM

ugh

let me go light a candle

4/17/2014 7:04:32 PM

"I've a head too big for my body and I've overable bowel syndrome"

4/17/2014 7:05:52 PM

"you speak 17 languages! including fox!"

4/17/2014 7:06:59 PM

"She put it in his eye! Right in his eye! While he had a stiffy!!!!"

4/17/2014 7:11:22 PM

"he is licking his asshole you were right"

4/17/2014 7:18:32 PM

"I don't even know why you lasted that long"

4/17/2014 7:22:48 PM

"Please let go of my testicles"

4/17/2014 7:31:13 PM

How about a blow job or iron your pants?

4/17/2014 8:46:58 PM

"you're a giant vagina"

4/17/2014 9:17:40 PM

'your giant vagina'

[Edited on April 17, 2014 at 9:23 PM. Reason : 'I liked it for a little bit but then it just tasted like wood after a while']

4/17/2014 9:20:12 PM

"I want to be the willy wonka for perverts"

4/18/2014 12:01:59 AM

'Kate's squirtin' me in the face.'

4/18/2014 8:00:01 PM

"I'll wear your pussy like a respirator"

[Edited on April 18, 2014 at 10:30 PM. Reason : ads]

4/18/2014 10:29:35 PM

What a stupid thread

4/19/2014 6:28:58 AM

"this water feels soooo good"

4/19/2014 8:08:47 PM

"I just tried to fit my iPhone 5 in my anus and it wouldn't"

4/19/2014 8:26:39 PM

"I don't have sex with people who look like they have funky diseases. I don't know."

4/20/2014 11:38:17 PM