I swear I hit maybe 1/7 whenever I use them.

4/17/2014 10:58:51 PM

if I ever go blind I'm gonna need glasses cause I cannot put shit in my eyes

4/17/2014 10:59:21 PM

You need to post your success to failure ratio.

4/17/2014 11:00:23 PM

yeah i just tilt my head back and start blinking my eyes and squeeze the bottle hoping for the best. i'm probably 2/5

4/17/2014 11:00:25 PM

100% of the time 60% of the time

4/17/2014 11:01:23 PM

ratio not %!!

4/17/2014 11:01:45 PM

1/1 of the time 3/5 of the time

4/17/2014 11:03:55 PM

i perfected my technique back in like 97

4/17/2014 11:05:09 PM

You're messing up my spreadsheet.

4/17/2014 11:05:26 PM

straight up raged the other day when i kept hitting below my eyelid and threw the bottle at the wall

4/17/2014 11:09:39 PM

Oh man toasty post.
I'm horrible when it comes to eye-things.
The only way I can get eye drops in is to pull down on my lower eye, drop them in the opening beneath, then tilt my head back and blink. Dropping things in is a no go.

4/17/2014 11:10:10 PM

idiots

you close your eyes, drop a couple drops on the lashes of each eye (you can put the applicator tip thing like a millimeter from your eyelashes) then blink a few times

n00bs

[Edited on April 17, 2014 at 11:12 PM. Reason : or alternately drop them on the inside corner of your eyes near the bridge of your nose]

4/17/2014 11:11:46 PM

Visine-A was that shit. Burned so you knew it was working.

4/17/2014 11:13:06 PM

you're not supposed to suck... you squeeze. that might be your problem

4/17/2014 11:14:12 PM

i like those eyedrops with the menthol in them

like an eyegasm

4/17/2014 11:14:32 PM

Lay down
Close your eyes
Squeeze on to inner 'corner' or even on to eyelashes
Blink several times
Repeat with other eye

[Edited on April 17, 2014 at 11:16 PM. Reason : Twista beat me to it... Was composing when he posted]

[Edited on April 17, 2014 at 11:17 PM. Reason : Yup, idiots and noobs]

4/17/2014 11:15:13 PM

I have no problems putting stuff in my eyes when I'm expecting it.

But something unexpected gets a flinch and some blind punching.

[Edited on April 17, 2014 at 11:17 PM. Reason : LOL, Twista and OEP use the children's method.]

4/17/2014 11:16:25 PM

this thread brings me back to my high-school weed-smoking days

when this or that person had put in Visine before they went home and encountered their parents

4/17/2014 11:20:25 PM

Dropping onto my eyelashes seems dirty. Also, when its happened by accident, I don't think I feel like I get full saturation of my eyeball

4/17/2014 11:22:08 PM

lol Visine

you mugs were probably smokin that schwag out of coke can bowls too

the real ballers used that Clear Eyes

4/17/2014 11:22:47 PM

Wow.

4/17/2014 11:23:14 PM

^^
actually the only reason I remember "Visine" is that was what my faggot freshmen year roommate always used. I can't swear that that was what anyone used, although it might have been. I never messed with eyedrops.

still, we generally smoked dank.

4/17/2014 11:26:16 PM

I also never messed with eye drops much.

It was a mistake.

4/17/2014 11:27:44 PM

ballers use cleareyes...and put them in like school girls

4/17/2014 11:54:53 PM

Food lion generic brand redness remover what what!

4/17/2014 11:56:10 PM

I do them while I drive




Can't be worse than texting

4/17/2014 11:58:49 PM

It's a good thing there are 2,349 drops per bottle.

4/17/2014 11:58:57 PM

I bought some Zaditor drops this past weekend, they are expensive but are the closest to what the doc will prescribe for allergies

4/17/2014 11:59:22 PM

i so wish there was a way to "like" or give kharma for hilarious posts

4/17/2014 11:59:24 PM