5/4/2014 10:23:52 AM

Before you post that birthday thread


Hi. You're probably old to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're old to messageboards in general.
It's an boring time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many of the same old ideas and perspectives
you'd always realized existed, and you're just bursting with boredom at the thought of sharing a
few birthday wishes of your own with FroshKiller now that you find yourself in a troll thread environment that seems perfectly suited to such an exchange.

Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very boring. In fact, you're
probably so bording that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of messageboard trolling--or at least TheWolfWeb. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a dialup household and
resent that upbringing for limiting your bandwidth freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to
undermine qntmfred's website and save others from having such a faulty posting system for their own
good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together.

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT TWW ADULT

LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET

NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE INTERNET ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING

IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE

WE'VE ALL READ THE EUPHALO THREAD TOO

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK

DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND

THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING DECADES NOW

SOME OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL TROLLS IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY

HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO TROLLING MORE POPULATED MESSAGEBOARDS

THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT

ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE SCRIPTS OF BIGMAN157 IN THE GOSPELS?

I MEAN

HOLY FUCK

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?!

WAKE THE FUCK UP

YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID ADULT

AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL ORANGE SODA

INCONSIDERATE

AND DISRESPECTFUL

BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT CRAZY CODE

AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE AVATAR

BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT

FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM

TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR NSFW" ON YOU

BY TUNNEL PAINTING A FUCKING CHIT CHAT URL

I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE

GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY

THIS REBELLION AGAINST REDDIT AND 4CHAN ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE

WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE

YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST

YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE

STOP ARGUING WITH THE E MAN

HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU

I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING

THAT IF YOU PULL THIS FACE, SKOKIAAN KIND OF SHIT ON ME

YOU WORTHLESS WOLFWALL PANTYSTAIN

I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE

WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION

OF THE MAVIS BEACON TEACHES FUCKING TYPING

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY WEBSITE

BESIDES THEWOLFWEB OR BRENTROAD

WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES HTML FOR DUMMIES OR CSC101 SYLLABUS

YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE

SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM THE INTERNET

THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE

AND SMOKE IT

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE GRADUATE

and that's my word.

5/4/2014 12:59:28 PM

5/4/2014 1:07:04 PM

Happy Birthday, homey!

5/4/2014 1:29:54 PM

WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL ORANGE SODA

5/4/2014 2:07:22 PM

how long has you been spewing forth hate speech?

[Edited on May 4, 2014 at 2:14 PM. Reason : .]

5/4/2014 2:08:44 PM

Quote :

"how long have been spewing forth hate speech?"

better edit that while you still have a chance

dude's claim to fame is murdering TWWers for misusing the English language

5/4/2014 2:13:12 PM

thanks for the tip chap

5/4/2014 2:15:28 PM

happy belated birthday

5/5/2014 10:18:54 AM

HBD, mang

5/5/2014 11:12:06 AM

Actually, my claim to fame is leaving samps more butt-hurt than store-brand toilet paper.

[Edited on May 5, 2014 at 2:36 PM. Reason : thx birthday]

5/5/2014 2:36:17 PM