#YOLO

5/5/2014 1:40:56 PM

replace all public with private, tell no one

5/5/2014 1:51:29 PM

Calm down there, Satan.

5/5/2014 1:56:00 PM

minify all variable and method names to the smallest character count possible. delete comments. rebase repository.

5/5/2014 2:00:18 PM

Congrats, you've just reinvented proguard.

5/5/2014 2:20:42 PM

i lol'd

5/5/2014 8:57:10 PM

I taught you better than that

5/5/2014 9:58:01 PM

At most, you taught me a little mySQL

5/5/2014 10:27:56 PM

make all your external Javascript "async" and "defer" so your site loads faster

chase down all the Javascript errors in your debugger because of all the inline scripts

find out where the hell all those inline scripts come from in the templating engine, and wrap them in a cross-platform way to attach them to "window.onload" (and one of them in a cross-platform shim around "DOMContentLoaded" that uses "document.onreadystatechange" and finally "window.onload")

and no you still have to keep most of the global variables global because of inline event handlers

(re-)learn the hard way that in old IE, you async-defer any script that uses document.write at your own peril (async by itself is okay though, old IE doesn't understand it and other browsers deal with it fine)

wonder whether you should have maybe just refactored, I mean there's a fuckton of inline scripts that came with the CMS and though it may be mostly valid XHTML 1.0 Strict™ the way some of the JS is written, esp. in the CMS extensions, would make Douglas Crockford weep

5/6/2014 1:45:09 AM

Modifying Java Byte code

5/7/2014 2:03:33 PM