seen in the wild driving around town the other night.

5/15/2014 12:11:26 PM

Yeh, you're way too close to the vehicle in front of you

[Edited on May 15, 2014 at 12:19 PM. Reason : .]

5/15/2014 12:17:59 PM

a christian cowgirl vampire who loves her some michael jackson

she's probably on a TLC show

5/15/2014 12:24:01 PM

Drive like a Cullen? WTF is that?

5/15/2014 12:24:37 PM

twilight vampires. they drive like assholes.

5/15/2014 12:26:11 PM

of course she rides horses

5/15/2014 12:49:30 PM

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"a christian cowgirl vampire who loves her some michael jackson"

and she's from Virginia and goes to Duke and has rich parents. very interesting.

5/15/2014 12:51:10 PM

why does MJ appear to be making a poopie doopie

5/15/2014 12:51:38 PM

celebrities poop too, ya know.

5/15/2014 1:01:19 PM

The Duke sticker looks out of place.

5/15/2014 1:14:10 PM

it's probably that pornstar girl

5/15/2014 1:20:04 PM

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"and she's from Virginia and goes to Duke and has rich parents. very interesting."

nothing about that says rich parents, not even new money rich parents.

5/15/2014 1:59:36 PM

^^ naw she's a freshman

5/15/2014 2:02:42 PM

^^She's apparently a college student and drives a $50,000+ SUV. Therefore, rich parents.

5/15/2014 2:05:47 PM

That's a $9k $6k SUV, she's probably there on scholarship

[Edited on May 15, 2014 at 2:08 PM. Reason : rich people know better]

5/15/2014 2:06:37 PM

What does "drive like a cullen" mean?

5/15/2014 2:09:01 PM

^^ really, what year is it?

horses aren't cheap.

and i doubt crazy people like that get full rides at Duke...or really anywhere

[Edited on May 15, 2014 at 2:10 PM. Reason : ^ google says Twilight]

5/15/2014 2:09:36 PM

^^^you're a weirdo, man.

[Edited on May 15, 2014 at 2:10 PM. Reason : ]

5/15/2014 2:10:15 PM

i googled it, and someone has already asked
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_does_'drive_like_a_Cullen'_mean?#slide=1

5/15/2014 2:10:53 PM

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"^^ really, what year is it?"

1st gen, 99-02

horses are kinda expensive to own, but riding and working them isn't.

5/15/2014 2:12:28 PM

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" really, what year is it?"

My guess is an '04 navigator Nope

^+1

[Edited on May 15, 2014 at 2:14 PM. Reason : ]

5/15/2014 2:12:42 PM

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"and i doubt crazy people like that get full rides at Duke...or really anywhere"

that car screams nerdy pale white girl, which is exactly who gets scholarships at duke

[Edited on May 15, 2014 at 2:15 PM. Reason : probably overweight]

5/15/2014 2:14:30 PM

uh, how have you guys not already positively identified this chick yet?


RIP settledown

5/15/2014 2:19:06 PM

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"Yeh, you're way too close to the vehicle in front of you"

heh-- i pulled up close at the stop light to get a good photo. There was too much comedy gold to not capture it in all its glory.

5/15/2014 2:36:23 PM

Lol that's awesome

Thanks for risking your life getting so close

5/16/2014 8:55:47 AM