No the fuck you haven't, quit lyin'.

5/19/2014 3:43:01 PM

yes

http://static8.depositphotos.com/1010876/817/i/950/depositphotos_8175870-Funny-fat-guy-eating-chocolate-cake.jpg

[Edited on May 19, 2014 at 3:44 PM. Reason : there was a whole series. they paid me only in cake. i regret nothing]

5/19/2014 3:44:21 PM

Yes, I did a spread. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, I... I mean you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho.

5/19/2014 4:16:29 PM

They told me it was a photo shoot for "winter time love". Imagine my surprise when I saw what the photo was really used for.

5/19/2014 5:39:30 PM

nope, but I have been in a commercial before

5/19/2014 5:56:43 PM

i was in a boy scout merit badge pamphlet. Environmental Science, iirc.



[Edited on May 19, 2014 at 8:50 PM. Reason : jesus christ i'm rusty at this]

[Edited on May 19, 2014 at 8:50 PM. Reason : i was approximately 13 at the time]

5/19/2014 8:30:05 PM

Quote :

"nope, but I have been in a commercial before"

5/19/2014 9:19:32 PM

milk? on cereal? who the fuck puts milk on cereal? well, I guess the photographer knows what they are doing. that crazy bastard.

5/19/2014 9:21:25 PM

yes, for eyelid surgery

5/19/2014 9:21:39 PM

^ racist

5/19/2014 9:49:55 PM

I saw EMCE in an adult diapers ad once, he was rocking it

5/19/2014 9:56:11 PM