That's the extent of my riches.

Out of 99 problems, 98 of 'em is bitches.

5/27/2014 9:46:11 AM

Awesome thread, EMCE. You really demonstrated your ability to provide the site with quality content here.

5/27/2014 11:28:31 AM

lucky you

5/27/2014 11:31:42 AM

i had 347k in my account just 4 months ago, and now just 55k or so

5/27/2014 11:32:35 AM

That girl I was infatuated with went on a three week trip with me and the day after our return txt me saying I'm a piece of shit and "I want nothing to do with you."

Give me your money.

5/27/2014 11:34:02 AM

^^ dang, you slummin it

5/27/2014 11:34:18 AM

^^ Pikey, is that you?

5/27/2014 12:06:59 PM

^ lol

5/27/2014 12:46:01 PM

Dear jaZon,

#bitchesbetrifflin
#EMCEstilllovesyou
#howwasthetriptho?
#didyougethernudes?

lol,
EMCE

5/27/2014 1:30:46 PM

5/27/2014 3:36:32 PM

I'm pretty sure EMCE is talking about his change jar. Either that or he's trying to find a honey who isn't trifling and he thought this was his best bet.

5/27/2014 4:16:09 PM

^^ trip was great, otherwise, buddy

5/27/2014 4:33:54 PM

How much is that in lafta bucks?

5/27/2014 4:36:33 PM

I think it's somewhere around 1,000,000 shares of WAMU.Q.

5/27/2014 5:31:12 PM

having money isn't all it's cracked out to be - your wife will just tell you it's all for long term investments and you get a small amount to have fun with

5/27/2014 9:51:15 PM

[Edited on May 28, 2014 at 9:52 AM. Reason : .]

5/28/2014 9:50:50 AM

^You put those two pieces of bread together, and you got a grilled cheese with pepperoni. That's fancy.

5/28/2014 5:30:41 PM

cheese toast =/= grilled cheese

5/28/2014 5:32:11 PM

I'm aware. But it's pretty close.

5/28/2014 5:45:46 PM

Is downtownraleigh a bitch in every thread he posts in?

5/28/2014 5:45:55 PM

5/28/2014 5:48:11 PM