REPEAT AFTER ME

I SAID A HAMBURGER CHEESEBURGER LETTUCE AN TOMATER

6/3/2014 1:08:13 PM

Two beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.

6/3/2014 1:08:53 PM

I remember somebody telling me this joke in elementary school:

THE BUS DRIVER:
There was this guy who got a job driving the school bus on Sesame Street. On his first day of work, he made his first stop. A little girl got on the bus and said, "Hi, my name is Patty and I'm chubby."

On is second stop, a little girl got on the bus and said, "Hi, my name is Patty and I'm fat."

On next stop he picked up a little boy, when he got on the bus he said, "Hi, my name is Ross and I'm special."

The next stop was another little boy when he entered the bus all he said was, "Lester Cheese" and proceeded to sit right behind the driver.

On the way to school Lester took off his shoes and started picking his bunions, this distracted the bus driver so much that he wrecked the bus. When he got back to the bus garage his boss was shouting at him.

Finally the bus driver said, "Listen to me, you would not believe the day I have had. I had 2 obese Patty's, special Ross, Lester Cheese picking bunions, on a Sesame Street run!"

6/3/2014 1:15:45 PM

NO

REPEAT AFTER ME

I SAID A HAMBURGER CHEESEBURGER LETTUCE AN TOMATER

6/3/2014 1:17:15 PM

Hot dog! (Hot dog)
Hot dog!

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
Now we got ears, it's time for cheers

Hot dog, hot dog, the problem's solved
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog

Grab my boots and a sandwich
Let's start a parade
Get the coconut drum kit
For Daisy to play

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
We're taking off, we're dancing now
Hot dog, leapfrog, and holy cow
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
It's a brand new day
Whatcha waiting for?
Get up, stretch out, stomp on the floor

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
We're splitting the scene
We're full of beans

6/3/2014 1:22:04 PM

FINE

A BAKE HAM BONE AN A FRENCH FRIED POTATER!

6/3/2014 1:33:52 PM

BIG KOSHER PICKLE AND A COLD DRAFT BEER

6/3/2014 1:40:21 PM

trying to think of a more overrated musician

drawing a blank

6/3/2014 2:09:41 PM

6/3/2014 2:12:20 PM

NO

HOT DOG CHILI DOG BAR BE CUUUUUUUE!!!!!

6/3/2014 2:16:28 PM

Hamburger Helper, helped her hamburger help her. Make a great meal!

6/3/2014 2:33:12 PM

6/3/2014 2:56:52 PM

Where's the beef?

6/3/2014 3:13:54 PM

A MUSTARD AN A PICKLE AN A MOOOOUNTAIN DEEEEEW!!!!!!!!

6/3/2014 3:33:45 PM

A PIZZA HUT A PIZZA HUT KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND A PIZZA HUT

6/3/2014 4:46:09 PM

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!

[Edited on June 3, 2014 at 4:54 PM. Reason : shit, it is Tuesday ]

6/3/2014 4:54:13 PM

Wit' a little onion, and a little bit'a meat on there

6/3/2014 6:28:55 PM

I SAID A MUSTARD

AN A PICKLE

AN A MOOOOOUNTAIN DEW!

YA-HOO!

Now we repeat over again:

I SAID A HAMBURGER CHEESEBURGER LETTUCE AN TOMATER!

6/11/2014 8:34:11 AM