what's proper?

6/6/2014 5:13:09 PM

Just go for it, let them judge you, who gives a shit

6/6/2014 5:15:25 PM

The bathroom is a perfectly acceptable farting arena. If anybody looks sideways at you for farting while you piss you just give them a backhand mid-stream.

6/6/2014 5:17:45 PM

You or the dead guy?

6/6/2014 5:23:16 PM

While sometimes embarrassing, I was under the general assumption that there is literally no more acceptable place to fart than in a bathroom

6/6/2014 5:23:18 PM

If its a long one, try not to laugh.
It has nothing to do with etiquette, but when you laugh it'll sounds like a trumpeter playing a broken trumpet while hyperventilating, which makes the laughing worse.

6/6/2014 5:28:32 PM

i dunno how i keep from laughing when someone taking a dump rips one that echos within the bowl for 3 seconds

6/6/2014 5:34:00 PM

Are you in the bowl with a stopwatch?

6/6/2014 8:07:02 PM

The etiquette is to hold it until you're away from the urinal. You fart while pissing, you're liable to divert the stream and make a mess. Also, no one wants to stand in your stink cloud while they finish.

6/6/2014 8:27:21 PM

farts are funny

6/6/2014 9:47:09 PM

Why do people look at me funny when I piss at the urinal? I piss just like a normal person. Go into the bathroom, make sure that I pick a urinal that's not directly next to someone else who is pissing (if possible...sometimes it's not possible if you're at a football game or something), unzip my zipper, pull my pants down around my ankles, and urinate.

6/6/2014 9:53:35 PM

6/6/2014 9:55:36 PM

be careful not to shat your pants

6/6/2014 11:25:02 PM

Let er rip

6/6/2014 11:31:00 PM

6/7/2014 9:54:06 AM