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Can't believe this doesn't exist.

She's pretty much the best user.

6/30/2014 9:01:20 PM

thanks guys

6/30/2014 9:06:29 PM

BridgetSPK >>> Rachel Dratch

6/30/2014 10:01:47 PM

She's the librarian a post apocalyptic world needs. I'm going to donate a copy of The Road to her collection.

6/30/2014 11:26:48 PM

I'm a fan

6/30/2014 11:30:16 PM

I've always been a fan and then my boy poopface met her and said she was really cute. I was jealous

6/30/2014 11:42:58 PM

I'm a fan

7/1/2014 12:10:23 AM

I love her

7/1/2014 6:17:07 AM

7/1/2014 6:54:31 AM

AHA, I forgot I randomly met poopface! He's a stand-up dude, using the "cute" euphemism for me.

Thanks, y'all! And I appreciate the thread, bronco.

I'm actually waiting on a package right now. When it arrives, I'm gonna show the guy this thread and see how he reacts. It's about to get extra awkward.

7/1/2014 10:40:16 AM

that bitch is crazy

i like crazy though so

7/1/2014 10:42:14 AM

You ready to get those wings or what?

I gotta wait like thirty more minutes, and then I'm available for lunch!

7/1/2014 10:58:23 AM

I have always loved her.

7/1/2014 11:09:41 AM

I knew BridgetSPK before it was cool.

In fact, it's likely my goofing off on TWW at work introduced her to the site so you can thank me.

7/1/2014 11:30:34 AM

LOL, I didn't know that we knew each other. I'm sorry if I was ever rude to you on here--I thought you were an Internet stranger.

7/1/2014 1:14:09 PM

I was wrong and am a moron. A different Bridget from around the same time/place.

7/2/2014 8:58:37 AM

7/2/2014 10:53:53 AM

^

^^AHA

There was a PM exchange on this one. Apparently, my description, "the big girl who was super stoned all the time," was enough to rule me out as the Bridget in question.

And we decided against a day in Miami (probably cause I'm poor) so I'm in Orlando at the moment. Southwest is awesome. I got hit on hard by a teenage girl and looked after some dude's shy wife and daughter for him.

Strangers and ladies love SPK!

7/2/2014 12:20:52 PM

post

7/8/2014 4:31:22 PM

nice

7/8/2014 4:37:23 PM

100k OMG!

7/8/2014 5:55:20 PM

Where have you been nerd? We should drink 40s and watch Adult Swim shows on demand.

11/7/2014 6:08:41 PM

I'm here!

I've been very busy not bathing, wrecking my car repeatedly, cursing at strangers, and crying all the time for "no reason."

Of course, there is a reason. I blame it primarily on the fact that BigMan157 never ate wings with me.

11/11/2014 5:48:20 PM

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11/11/2014 6:32:39 PM

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

11/11/2014 6:42:41 PM

i don't always agree with her and i know she disdains me...but i always thought she'd a cool twwer to meet IRL

11/11/2014 7:37:22 PM

I will always love her

11/11/2014 7:44:44 PM

^^^No, no . I pulled it together. But it was like a solid three weeks of classic Bridget shit with a climax and rapid denouement and everything.

New friend was like, "You need professional help now! There is something wrong with you!!!"

Old friend was all, "You know I always want you to be happy, but I'm gonna love you no matter what you do, dude."

In case you couldn't guess, new friend was met with some slurred stuff about Sherlock/Captain Obvious before I did that thing where you hyperventilate/sob, speed through the parking lot, and skip a couple curbs once you realize you're not headed towards an exit.

There were also some interesting outfit choices. Lady at the gas station congratulated me on "getting dressed" one morning. I was wearing the same old pajamas I'd been wearing every day, but I happened to be missing my giant grey sweater that gives me superpowers. She clearly isn't familiar with superpowered sweaters, but I accepted her congratulations any way...didn't wanna be rude. (The wildly rude part hadn't kicked in yet.)

^^My disdain for you has diminished with age. But don't you despise me and stuff? LOL

^

And I will always love talking about myself.

[Edited on November 11, 2014 at 8:04 PM. Reason : ]

11/11/2014 8:03:36 PM

hah, no, i like you...you call this alias out on its bullshit

11/11/2014 8:30:31 PM

This one is exactly how I imagine Bridget:

12/12/2014 5:43:24 PM

LOL, I just finished my third can of Budweiser, and I think Bridget's awesome.

12/12/2014 6:39:11 PM

I still love Bridget, but am starting to think I shouldn't sleep with her. I mean, I'm not running a charity here

12/12/2014 6:44:08 PM

^ since she clearly has the Chelsea Handler schtick down pat (As evidenced by these images), maybe you could be her 50 Cent

[Edited on December 12, 2014 at 6:54 PM. Reason : she's fine as fuck though, Bridget >>>> Chelsea Handler]




[Edited on December 12, 2014 at 6:57 PM. Reason : Who doesn]

12/12/2014 6:51:47 PM

^^All I can think about is how you don't need that first comma.



[Edited on December 12, 2014 at 6:56 PM. Reason : ^LOL, you know Chelsea Handler's schtick.]

12/12/2014 6:52:04 PM

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6/11/2015 8:38:59 PM

I'm a fan

6/11/2015 10:23:17 PM