Any recommendations?

We're at OIB and I thought they were going to have a fireworks show tonight, but they're not.

I have a 3 yr old who's ready to see some shit.

7/4/2014 12:30:59 PM

Get the loudest shit you can find. I think the technical term is "report."

j/k. A 3 year old will probably want to see something with the word "fountain" in the name.

7/4/2014 1:02:43 PM

Look for anything with 5000 grams of powder, that's the legal maximum. Most of the ones that have it proudly advertise it on their label.

7/4/2014 1:20:33 PM

get mortars. best bang for your buck.

7/4/2014 3:39:48 PM

^^500

[Edited on July 4, 2014 at 5:01 PM. Reason : .]

7/4/2014 5:00:48 PM

^^^Seriously, 5kg of powder?! Lol, just think about that for a second

7/4/2014 5:37:02 PM

Get mortars called Big Guns...you're welcome

7/4/2014 6:15:08 PM

I prefer whistling bungholes

7/4/2014 6:20:01 PM

Thanks for the tips!

We got a couple of those report thingies.

Half way, we had quite the audience. I was really proud of my 3 yr old for pointing out the Five 0 patrolling. Saved us a ticket.

7/5/2014 2:22:20 PM