Also, I've gotten a late start, but I think I'm putting together a decent tan.

Basically, I'm invincible.

7/12/2014 6:59:54 PM

7/12/2014 7:03:42 PM

Not going to lie, I wish I could be you right now.

7/12/2014 7:27:05 PM

UWP - Useless Without Pictures

7/12/2014 10:00:27 PM

I'm having the least hair day of my life.

7/12/2014 11:42:42 PM

Pics or it didn't happen

7/13/2014 12:01:51 AM

Which mass of hair are we talking about?

7/13/2014 12:16:10 AM

^^It happened, and it was magical.

It didn't just look fantastic. It was totally touchable. I was the only one who touched it though so that part could be all in my head.

It was smooth, voluminous, bouncy...every strand was perfect today.

7/13/2014 2:29:03 AM

^i kinda feel like that when I trim my beard/shave the neck

7/13/2014 2:25:55 PM

here we go again. BridgetSPK, please stop contributing to unrealistic beauty standards and expectations for women...

7/13/2014 5:05:20 PM

Can't help it. Presently, I'm 100% convinced that I'm the baddest bitch around.

It's kinda like what you dudes get to feel all the time.

7/13/2014 6:15:41 PM

Bridget is slangin her dick around all over the place

7/13/2014 6:22:43 PM

The thought of Bridget coiffing makes me feel funny inside.

7/13/2014 8:32:40 PM