ride a bike

8/7/2014 7:49:53 AM

shaving my pubes

8/7/2014 8:05:00 AM

parallel park

8/7/2014 8:05:39 AM

Urinate

8/7/2014 8:11:52 AM

burp, though people have tried to teach me and I'm pretty sure I just physically can't

I couldn't snap until I was 16.

8/7/2014 8:24:15 AM

split/eat sunflower seeds

I can whistle a tune, but I've always wanted to do the really loud shreaking kind of whistle to get people's attention. cant do it

[Edited on August 7, 2014 at 8:27 AM. Reason : ]

8/7/2014 8:26:34 AM

Cartwheel. Although it may be the fact that my ass is so big and my waist and arms are comparatively small that it isn't physically possible.

8/7/2014 8:29:30 AM

I expect that whistling will show up soon.

8/7/2014 8:32:36 AM

Do a cartwheel

Blow a bubble gum bubble

8/7/2014 8:48:21 AM

I can hack my way through it, but I don't know how to drive a stick shift well. I've never owned a manual transmission car, and have only practiced on a few.

8/7/2014 8:56:13 AM

I got a funny story about cartwheels.

One of my buddies here in Germany is also an American, and the two of us were at a house party, but it just so happens that the only way to conveniently get to the beer at the party was to go through a window. So, this guy wants to get a beer, and despite the fact that he is quite heavy, he easily navigates his way through the window without any problems. However, on the way back out he is spotted by three other German guys that immediately start making space for him to come through and start cracking jokes about Americans being fat and such. It was pretty rude because they did not really even know him, but that type of shit happens all of the time here. So, not only does he easily come out through the window, he proceeds to tell those other dudes to fuck off and immediately does two or three perfectly executed cartwheels right in front of them. I mean, this shit brought back memories of Chris Farley out dancing Patrick Swayze, it was that fluent for a big guy. Made me feel proud of my country.

Anyways, yeah, cartwheels.

8/7/2014 9:02:20 AM

I, too, know the pain of not being able to whistle loud as hell.

I've never bothered learning how to change my own oil.

8/7/2014 9:02:36 AM

Tie a bowtie

8/7/2014 10:03:07 AM

properly iron a shirt

8/7/2014 10:15:21 AM

Routine car maintenance stuff.

8/7/2014 10:17:31 AM

juggle. my wife is good at it though.

8/7/2014 10:24:49 AM

dive into a pool

8/7/2014 10:56:57 AM

Quote :

"Routine car maintenance stuff."

yep. and that's something I wish I was better.

8/7/2014 10:57:45 AM

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"I can whistle a tune, but I've always wanted to do the really loud shreaking kind of whistle to get people's attention. cant do it"

I actually looked up a few guides on Youtube and whatnot about four months ago to try and learn how to do one of those whistles. It said you just need to keep practicing to find the sweet spot because everyone's mouth/respiratory area is slightly different and there isn't really an easy way to find it. I tried daily for over a month -- any time I was alone in my car at a stop light pretty much. Never got it and all it resulted in was feeling light headed from the heavy breathing and sticky/wet saliva fingers.

8/7/2014 10:58:02 AM

my mom used to do that shrieking, two fingers in the corners of the mouth, whistle better than anyone i've ever met. I haven't heard her do it in years but i bet she still can. I've never been able to pick it up myself.

8/7/2014 11:23:27 AM

my dad doesn't even need the fingers, just gets his lips just right

[Edited on August 7, 2014 at 11:34 AM. Reason : lolthatswhatshesaid]

8/7/2014 11:34:17 AM

^your mother must be a very happy lady

8/7/2014 12:10:02 PM

i can't whistle or spin an ink pen or do that wrist-flip-finger-snap thing.

8/7/2014 12:33:26 PM

I can whistle pretty loudly the normal way.

I was never able to learn to whistle super-loud with my fingers.

8/7/2014 12:55:35 PM

I got a sorta do sorta don't.... I learned some stupid way to tie a tie... it's not the best looking... but I know no other way.

8/7/2014 1:02:33 PM

How do I ejaculate semen out ma penis?

8/7/2014 1:16:48 PM

putting stuff up your butt is a good way to start

8/7/2014 1:28:22 PM

whistle, with or without fingers

tie a tie knot (used to know an awesome way on my thigh when i used to wear ties 10 yrs ago)

8/7/2014 1:29:40 PM