EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Shoot a stream of saliva from the bottom of my tongue
Make a basket from half court, backwards
Cock push-up
Find 4 leaf clovers relatively easily 8/7/2014 10:10:15 AM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
shot web 8/7/2014 10:15:51 AM |
hey now Indianapolis Jones 14975 Posts user info edit post |
Out of those four, I'm only good at finding 4 leaf clovers relatively easily. I'm really good at that. 8/7/2014 10:16:39 AM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
speaking German fluently
[Edited on August 7, 2014 at 10:37 AM. Reason : d] 8/7/2014 10:30:35 AM |
Wraith All American 27243 Posts user info edit post |
Fly a plane. 8/7/2014 10:58:39 AM |
afripino All American 11368 Posts user info edit post |
two chicks 8/7/2014 11:02:27 AM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
Fucking 90 million people speak German. You are not special. 8/7/2014 11:30:13 AM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
^ Compared to other americans I am.
Don't be jelly dipshit!
Also, I can quote Shakespeare on the spot like a boss. The shit that they do in movies that makes people look smart, I can do it.
[Edited on August 7, 2014 at 11:58 AM. Reason : d] 8/7/2014 11:56:46 AM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
not be a pussy 8/7/2014 12:17:49 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
* tie a knot in a cherry stem in my mouth
* say any power of 2 up to 2^20 on command
* change a lightbulb
* say any of the first 30 squares on command
* put my right foot behind my head
* swallow brussel sprouts
* rotate my body 360 degrees while hanging with my arms (legs and torso go through arms), and then reverse back to starting position (tried to find a youtube video, but no luck on how to search)
* eat massive quantities of food and still not gain weight (same weight for last 18 years)
* consume 2,000+ calories in < 60 seconds
* pentalingual, hope to be hexalingual (sexalingual?) in 2 years
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Geppetto All American 2157 Posts user info edit post |
i can interview and get a job with no trouble (i've only missed one offer and i didn't want the job at all). 8/7/2014 12:35:25 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, can pilot an aircraft. 8/7/2014 12:48:11 PM |
Bullet All American 28258 Posts user info edit post |
I can blow spit bubbles, but I'm not as proficient as I would like to be. 8/7/2014 12:54:52 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
Who the fuck doesn't know how to change a lightbulb?!
[Edited on August 7, 2014 at 1:13 PM. Reason : f] 8/7/2014 1:12:21 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
LOL 8/7/2014 1:58:40 PM |
Bullet All American 28258 Posts user info edit post |
Polocs? (several working together can, but not individually) 8/7/2014 2:00:04 PM |
dmspack oh we back 25392 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "* change a lightbulb" |
what the fuck is this shit8/7/2014 2:29:41 PM |
dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
when you grow up in a country without electricity, its an uncommon thing 8/7/2014 2:31:57 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
http://youtu.be/jzpsu1-h9CE?t=9s 8/7/2014 2:38:07 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Maybe 0EPII1 was just trying to be funny. 8/7/2014 2:42:29 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
swing and a miss 8/7/2014 2:49:06 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I can identify and cook laetiporus cincinnatus; a somewhat large (and potentially tasty) mushroom that is relatively common in this area. 8/7/2014 3:07:40 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
extract the baculum from a comatose woodland creature without anesthesia
wait woah, sorry wrong thread, this was meant for things I wish I knew how to do.... 8/7/2014 4:50:20 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
Make a W with my tongue. 8/7/2014 5:01:00 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
^ is that how you ended up with a baby 8/7/2014 5:04:43 PM |
UJustWait84 All American 25819 Posts user info edit post |
I can hold my bladder for a really, really, really long time. Not sure if it's a talent I've developed over the years or just a gift. 8/7/2014 5:24:29 PM |
dustm All American 14296 Posts user info edit post |
Is that how you got your username, UJustWait84?
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qntmfred retired 40588 Posts user info edit post |
I can whistle like this
*whistles* 8/10/2014 12:22:05 AM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
I'll need some video here mane. 8/10/2014 12:31:53 AM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
ride my bike with no handlebars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA jk jk jk 8/11/2014 10:34:26 PM |