At least that's what I think she said

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

8/7/2014 9:20:56 PM

Yip yip yip

8/7/2014 9:28:21 PM

Doesn't that dumb bitch know you've got a nice new job?

You don't need her shit.

8/7/2014 9:29:04 PM

She also said to me 'you don't know how I feel.'

I said 'bullshit! you feel with your hands!'

TAKE THAT WOMAN

8/7/2014 9:45:19 PM

8/7/2014 11:28:27 PM

I says, yo bitch, you can put me in the doghouse, I don't give a shit. 'Cause Imma be at da Cathouse by the moanin'.

8/8/2014 9:49:57 AM

She said 'we don't spend enough time together.'

I said 'since when did stores start accepting time instead of cash for payment!?'

BOOOYAHHHHH

8/8/2014 11:30:08 AM

^since that Justin Timbalake movie

8/8/2014 12:26:41 PM

WOMEN BE SHOPPIN'

AMIRITE FELLAZ!

8/8/2014 12:34:07 PM

Just the other day she answered the phone and said 'here's your mom.'

I said 'that's not my mom, its a phone.'

SO I THREW IT TO THE GROUND

8/8/2014 1:48:25 PM

I get home from a hard days work an' I'm like, yo woman, get me a beer and she be all like, we ain't got none 'cept for root beer. I said, yo ya dumb bitch, just pour it in a square cup and bring that shit to me.

8/8/2014 1:57:46 PM