Not funny, mind you, but amusing. Because of this, I did not laugh, but instead exhaled air from my nostrils forcefully. This caused a stale booger to fly out of my nose, firmly depositing itself on this person's bottom lip.



Discuss.

8/22/2014 11:47:21 AM

This assault makes us even for Ferguson

8/22/2014 11:48:43 AM

what was their reaction

8/22/2014 12:08:15 PM

ew

8/22/2014 1:04:07 PM

Were they blowing you at the time?


(trying to put my forensics expertise to work here)

8/22/2014 1:07:18 PM

^^^ Feigned ignorance, disgust, acceptance, and disdain. In that order.


^ nah. I'm just tall. And they aren't.

8/22/2014 1:34:07 PM

interesting that while stale it still retained such holding ability

8/22/2014 2:33:35 PM

In the event the comment would have been funnier, perhaps the person would have been treated to an entire snotrocket, as opposed to a meager booger.

8/22/2014 2:47:09 PM

See, I don't think so. I think that if the comment were funnier, I would have laughed out of my mouth instead of exhaling forcibly through my nose.

8/22/2014 3:15:58 PM

^^^ maybe the moisture of their lip reconstituted the booger's adhesive qualities upon contact

8/22/2014 5:36:23 PM

One time when I was a little kid my next-door neighbor and I were checking out this cool skateboard magazine and he sneezed and the biggest booger i Ever seen shot out of his nose onto the page. It was green, yellow and snotty and so gross I think it traumatized me

8/22/2014 5:40:11 PM

How much more embarrassing would it have been if it were white

8/22/2014 7:00:14 PM

unrelated story

recently a coworker was demonstrating a new microscope to their class and had it plugged into the projector

they were swabbing the inside of students' cheeks, ooo aaah, until they got to this one dudes and a sperm swam across the screen

"how much more embarrassing would it have been if..."

8/22/2014 8:29:22 PM

Was it a black sperm, or...?

8/22/2014 8:40:05 PM

or otherwise fabulous?

unknown.

8/22/2014 9:03:14 PM

These are the gestures of love that form the most lasting of bonds.

8/22/2014 9:12:23 PM

What thread was this in? I missed it

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8/22/2014 9:58:45 PM