1. Make a little pool off to the side to dip them in.
2. Drizzle the ketchup over the pile of fries
3. None of the above

9/30/2014 9:25:31 PM

3. the fries are sweet potato, the ketchup is apple butter

9/30/2014 9:27:46 PM

4. pay the $.05 for a thing of honey mustard. Bojangles is the only dog food I really eat.

9/30/2014 9:28:12 PM

I think what I do would best be described as fries on ketchup.

9/30/2014 9:28:21 PM

pool and dip

I don't like to get condiments on my hands

9/30/2014 9:30:51 PM

sweet potato fries are for fatasses who think they're being healthy

9/30/2014 9:36:16 PM

1. Pool
2. Take two fries
3. Use as scoop
4. Diabetus

9/30/2014 9:39:53 PM

generally 3, sometimes 2

9/30/2014 9:40:59 PM

Quote :

"pool and dip I don't like to get condiments on my hands"

9/30/2014 9:46:00 PM

does anyone else use a fork for fries?

9/30/2014 9:47:55 PM

Use mayonnaise.

9/30/2014 9:47:58 PM

if i eat ketchup on fries, it's probably while eating a greasy burger or something, so i don't care if some ketchup accidentally gets on my finger

9/30/2014 9:50:21 PM

3/4 ketchup and 1/4 mayo

9/30/2014 9:55:07 PM

4: Put fries on burger/sandwich

9/30/2014 10:22:24 PM

a fork to eat your fries with your sir kensingtons dtownral?

9/30/2014 10:23:46 PM

If I use ketchup, there's a pool to the side with a lb of pepper mixed in.

9/30/2014 10:25:58 PM

Quote :

"a fork [and knife] to eat your fries with your sir kensingtons dtownral?"

Yup. The air must be thin up there.

9/30/2014 10:29:11 PM

while driving down the road, alternate eating a french fry with sucking a bit of ketchup out of the corner of the little pouch

9/30/2014 10:30:20 PM

[Edited on September 30, 2014 at 10:36 PM. Reason : ]

9/30/2014 10:33:18 PM

ketchup and mayo

and who thinks sweet potato fries are healthy?

9/30/2014 10:52:07 PM

[Edited on September 30, 2014 at 10:56 PM. Reason : .]

9/30/2014 10:54:56 PM

sweet potato fries are healthy

9/30/2014 10:57:29 PM

One medium-size potato has more potassium (620mg) than a banana, and provides almost half the daily value of Vitamin C

9/30/2014 11:11:50 PM

I gave up fries completely and am trying no fried foods. FRENCH FRIES is hard as hell to give up just so you know.

9/30/2014 11:14:33 PM

Quote :

"If I use ketchup, there's a pool to the side with a lb of pepper mixed in."

I, too, mix pepper with my fry ketchup.

9/30/2014 11:49:01 PM

Andy Capp's Mac's Hot Fries

9/30/2014 11:58:03 PM

Quote :

"I gave up fries completely and am trying no fried foods. "

That's not a life worth living.

10/1/2014 8:11:05 AM

#1

10/1/2014 8:24:06 AM

Quote :

"a fork to eat your fries with your sir kensingtons dtownral?"

with anything. fries are greasy, much easier to eat with a fork.



[Edited on October 1, 2014 at 8:32 AM. Reason : .]

10/1/2014 8:32:30 AM

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10/1/2014 8:52:34 AM

10/1/2014 9:03:31 AM

Pool and dip. I want maximum control over the quantity of ketchup.

10/1/2014 9:04:27 AM

Quote :

"I gave up fries completely and am trying no fried foods. FRENCH FRIES is hard as hell to give up just so you know."

You know you can make fries in the oven and they will be a lot healthier right? Just throw some extra virgin olive oil on them, a little bit of salt, then bake them.

10/1/2014 9:26:21 AM

Quote :

"3. the fries are sweet potato, the ketchup is apple butter "

Holy shit, really?? You eat this for dessert, because that sounds waaayyy too sweet.

I actually love ketchup for sweet potato fries because it cuts the sweetness a bit.

I rarely ever eat fries or ranch...but when I do, I go full fatty and combine them both.

10/1/2014 9:26:29 AM

its a special occasion treat, and it's fucking delicious.

i never eat regular fries though, instead i make caulilflower poppers and prefer them

cauliflower poppers:
heat oven to about 400 degrees
cut cauliflower into small pieces
mix olive oil, salt, and pepper (seasoned to taste) in a bowl
coat each piece and then place on a baking sheet with parchment paper
bake until edges start to get a little char (maybe 1 hour?), check and turn them a few times
enjoy

10/1/2014 9:31:48 AM

a mayonaise, ketchup and siracha mix is also good on sweet potato fries. I eat both sweet potato fries and regular fries.

10/1/2014 9:34:41 AM

1 & 2. Ketchup over everything.

10/1/2014 11:16:58 AM

just bought a couple heads of cauliflower, this thread made me hungry for cauliflower poppers

10/1/2014 11:27:49 AM

you should try cauliflower fried 'rice', it's better than oven roasted, even

10/1/2014 11:49:24 AM

i do that too

10/1/2014 11:50:09 AM

^^I saw that on Food Network, I think. Looked pretty good...never tried it though

10/1/2014 11:52:03 AM

i make the fried "rice" with bacon, pineapple, and sriracha sauce

10/1/2014 11:55:45 AM

ps the poppers name is gay. this is just oven-roasted cauliflower. there's nothing that pops about it. needs hot sauce

10/1/2014 11:56:01 AM

you pop them into your mouth, like other food items that are called poppers

10/1/2014 11:56:53 AM

uhhh.... if you're adding that much sugar and fat, why not just eat rice LOL

10/1/2014 11:56:54 AM

nothing wrong with fat, but even with a few pineapples and sriracha (which probably has zero or almost zero carbs) its still a shit ton less carbs than rice.

in the entire dish i use less than a cup of pineapple, that's ~15-20g of carbs (and it has a little fiber). Add ~29 g of carbs of cauliflower (a lot of fiber, so the carbs are less concerning since there are few net carbs) and that's around 45-50g of carbs for a dish that serves 2. I probably get ~20g of carbs from my serving (and a lot of fiber from the cauliflower, so very few net carbs). That's a lot healthier than rice, 1 cup of rice is 45g of carbs.

(you can sub bacon for shrimp if you are afraid of bacon)

[Edited on October 1, 2014 at 12:08 PM. Reason : and it tastes a lot better than rice]

10/1/2014 12:04:12 PM

i like rice, and i like the cauliflower 'rice'. I don't see the need to demonize food groups, but my body runs better on carbs and sugar is the most restricted part of my diet, so yeah, I don't eat much pineapple. I'd rather eat 3 times as much tomato for the same number of calories and amount of sugar. Plus, they're grown right by my house. Low carb diets are not environmentally friendly (and neither is rice, shrimp or pineapple from thousands of miles away).



ANYWAY I will respond to two threads at once by saying I made my own mayonnaise for some fries because my dining companion really wanted some and I was out.

10/1/2014 12:22:59 PM

what the fuck are you babbling about? you incorrectly implied that it was unhealthy so you might as well eat rice, but its demonstrably a lot more healthy than eating rice.

who the fuck said anything about tomatoes? and why is rice listed after you say that low carb diets are not environmentally friendly? and why do you think that low carb diets depend on pineapples or anything that is thousands of miles away? what the fuck are you even talking about? why not get NC shrimp?

tl;dr cauliflower is healthier than rice, i'm not sure what the fuck else you are talking about.

[Edited on October 1, 2014 at 12:43 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2014 12:41:57 PM

^that's a lot of f-bombs man.

I like to dip my potato poppers (fries) in a ketchup/spicy mustard mixture.

And cauliflower is a very weird food. I like it, but it looks so weird.

10/1/2014 1:15:03 PM

fry sauce is where it's at

10/1/2014 1:18:20 PM