And don't you just hate it when you go to take a dump at work, sit down on the toilet and the seat is WARM!!

10/12/2014 12:43:34 AM

10/12/2014 1:32:52 AM

I hate it when I sit on someone else's pee!

10/12/2014 11:23:45 AM

This is the scenario I hate: I walk past a guy coming from "The Stalls" and wondering to my self "...damn it, which one did he just come out of". I just have to pick one, I take a look back towards the door and catch dudes expression and I can tell...I can see it in his face of "sorry bro", that I've picked wrong and am instantly hit in the face with last nights processed leftovers lingering from the throne.

Fuck.

10/12/2014 11:28:40 AM

Its like lets play "Thanks or EWWWWWWWW!!"

On one hand I can give thanks for not sitting on a cold seat, but on the other hand I want to be like EWWWWWW YOU NASTY MUTHAFUCKER!!!

10/12/2014 1:27:07 PM

This is why I'm glad my building has a restroom on each floor, and they're all single stalls. So if you see someone coming out, then pass that one and go up or downstairs. If you enter and someone is washing up, gauge the smell climate. Plus, you'll never have the awkward experience of being mid-poop and someone sitting down in the next stall. Hate that.

10/12/2014 4:29:22 PM

yeah, multiple floors ftw. if I'm at all dissatisfied with the state of the bathroom, I just go upstairs or down.

10/12/2014 4:33:36 PM

Why does every chit chat thread turn into a conversation about office pooping?

10/12/2014 5:56:12 PM