First off, La-a is an urban legend. No one is named La-a. Ever noticed how La-a or Lemonjello/Orangello/Shithead are customers of basically every business you've ever worked at? That's because they don't exist.

We did, however, get a call from a Kermit Burger.

10/23/2014 8:47:54 AM

Abcde

10/23/2014 8:51:36 AM

That's a Lewis Black bit

10/23/2014 8:56:33 AM

it's also a real name. i've seen it on a student roster at work.

10/23/2014 9:08:17 AM

Cool, because I've also been told that they called here once. And went to a hospital in another city I worked in. And worked at McDonalds. Guess they get around.

10/23/2014 9:26:36 AM

well ok. you wanted a thread with weird names we have actually seen/heard, and then you proceed to dispute the very first one. to hell with this shit.

10/23/2014 9:29:16 AM

i was about to post the weirdest name of a girl i dated but her website is the first hit on google when you search for her name

10/23/2014 9:32:28 AM

^ found it.

"Maserati XXX"

10/23/2014 9:45:33 AM

"Better not a post the name of a person who posts her own name on a website on a website! I am OmarBadu and either dated a real uggo or some kind of prostitute or my mom."

10/23/2014 9:59:58 AM

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on October 23, 2014 at 11:11 AM. Reason : fuck it i've posted that shit on here before]

10/23/2014 11:10:26 AM

fartbutt mcscrotes

10/23/2014 11:12:51 AM

Eggley Bagelface

10/24/2014 9:50:08 AM

went to high school with twins named LaShunda & LaQuanda.

Fantasia Barrino was a year or two behind me in school.

10/24/2014 10:52:56 AM

I met this guy named SCROTEN

10/27/2014 8:47:54 AM

No joke, I went to school with a guy named McLovin. No first name or anything.

10/27/2014 10:43:37 AM

Dash-El

10/27/2014 12:07:08 PM

had fitness and wellness with a guy named critter. don't know if that's how it was spelled but that's how it was pronounced.

10/27/2014 12:41:22 PM

Lasagna and Xcareader are the two that first come to mind.

10/27/2014 1:16:08 PM

Shaquela Slaughter

10/27/2014 7:50:04 PM

timothy tinkertop

10/27/2014 8:01:29 PM

Had a class with this guy named Chikwong. He had a brother named Chikwong.

10/28/2014 10:16:36 AM

I knew this guy named Darryl who had a brother named Darryl

10/28/2014 10:18:35 AM

Sigourney Beavers

A'Merical

Mercedes / Lexis (last name made it even worse)

Amsey Pelaura

Fellatio (NOT. KIDDING.)

Placenta



The joys of working in the prenatal field.

10/28/2014 10:57:40 PM

i played baseball with this little redheaded freckled bastard named harley davidson

10/28/2014 11:01:59 PM

Michael Taurus

10/29/2014 1:40:57 AM

I still sometimes get mail addressed to "Dayshonda Bumphus or current resident." My cousin married a guy called Bubba and about a decade later I learned his real name was Gerald. Nothing too exciting, but one journal article I had to put into a database at work had an author named Rong Wang.

[Edited on October 29, 2014 at 3:39 AM. Reason : ...]

10/29/2014 3:34:30 AM

Just had a friend name their son Dorn. Not crazy..but I think it's a pretty shitty name.

10/29/2014 8:15:25 AM

Joe

10/29/2014 8:16:24 AM

Anyone else have a class with Hoon Hong?

10/29/2014 8:32:00 AM

yes

10/29/2014 8:39:52 AM

Haha Clinton Dix

10/29/2014 9:01:19 AM

Coco Crisp

10/29/2014 9:21:45 AM

i always lol'd at Coco Crisp, Wily Mo Pena, and Milton Bradley all being in the MLB at the same time.

10/29/2014 9:31:12 AM

Chief

Motherfucking

Kickingstallions

Also, Sho-Ya Wang

10/29/2014 9:42:56 AM

his name is chief kickingstallionsims.

also chief is his middle name. his first name is grlenntys.

10/29/2014 9:53:20 AM

Boubacar Aw

10/29/2014 9:57:45 AM

SEYMOUR BUTTS

10/29/2014 10:03:15 AM

Went to HS with a guy named Dackery. Joked he got the name after his mom had too many Daiquiris and couldn't spell for shit.

10/29/2014 10:21:54 AM

Girl in my hometown had the first name Shemale but it was pronounced "she-molly".

Always wondered if her parents were just oblivious.

10/29/2014 10:25:12 AM

This one guy named "Vyz"

10/31/2014 8:27:07 AM

Kraiten

11/21/2014 10:18:49 AM

From the arrest photos thread. Babygirl Freeman AKA Precious

11/21/2014 10:25:20 AM

Ryder Jaxon

11/21/2014 10:29:00 AM

Hoobastank

11/21/2014 10:29:50 AM

REL

(Ariel)

11/21/2014 11:33:25 AM

BeeJay Anya (BJ on you)

...funny name, he is still appreciated though.

11/21/2014 3:27:33 PM

I thought it was funny that a guy on Jackonsville U's team had the last name "Misters", so you could call him "Mr. Misters"

11/21/2014 3:44:00 PM

I went to elementary school with a kid named Simian. Why any african-american family would name their child *anything* related to monkeys is beyond me.

My wife has met a family with young twins named Email and Emall.

11/23/2014 3:50:48 PM

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

11/23/2014 5:13:42 PM