So, there are zombies, ok?

And there WAS this really hot girl that you knew, but is now a zombie, ok?

And she's slowly lurching towards you, ok? (They're the slow type of zombie)

And other than the sunken eyes, and snarling/groaning mouth, she otherwise looks alright, just zombified, ok?



Before you shoot/stab/bludgeon her head to put her down....would you make any attempt to see her tittyballs?
















Gross. She's dead dude. Gross.

11/10/2014 6:51:39 PM

She's not dead, she's undead. There's a difference.

11/10/2014 7:21:33 PM

WUNC's RDS signal was displaying "ZOMBIE WARNING" the other night.

11/10/2014 8:22:21 PM

tittyballs?

Im' trying to fuck her.

11/10/2014 9:36:20 PM

lol

11/10/2014 10:04:21 PM

Zombies Frequently Experience Vaginal Dryness

11/10/2014 10:23:30 PM

She'll probably smell too bad to get close to her titty-balls.

11/10/2014 11:48:29 PM

I figure there's plenty of time to see the tittyballs once she's been decapitated


I mean, no way man that's gross

[Edited on November 11, 2014 at 12:00 AM. Reason : ]

11/10/2014 11:59:42 PM