not sure what to do

advice?

11/21/2014 3:39:41 PM

Leaving it there is certainly an option

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

11/21/2014 3:43:32 PM

what kind of BS thread is this with no pics

11/21/2014 3:44:58 PM

Jesus please asterisk out the NSFW words in the title next time

11/21/2014 7:39:20 PM

File it under D (for "dildo").

11/21/2014 11:01:29 PM

dust it in cayenne pepper and put it back

11/21/2014 11:58:50 PM

Quote :

"dust it in cayenne ghost pepper and put it back"

FTFY

11/22/2014 12:18:13 AM

When I worked at UPS, dildos were notorious for slipping out of their packages. I worked on Yellow Belt with a hot 6'2" brunette with jersey hair lesbian who was cool as shit, and she absolutely LOVED it when we found one. One time she found a 9 inch black dildo with a suction cup under the nuts and all work stopped. Now one thing about this girl... earlier i said she was a lesbian, and I know this is true because she had a female partner and was very open about it, but she got a huge kick out of riling up the guys she was around. Well she took that average-penis-sized dildo and licked the suction cup, slapped it on the steel beam that was under the belt, and went to town on it. Now when i say went to town, obviously she didn't insert it because that would have been inappropriate, but this was the most glorious dildo dry humping I have ever witnessed in my life. First of all, because she was so tall, she suctioned it up the post where it would have hit my belly button, but she walked up to it and flat footed it fit between her thighs. She proceeded to get at it at every angle I could imagine, and in fact I learned a few positions I had never even imagined, but it was like walking for her... about 6 of us had stopped working and were in complete awe of the level of pure sexuality she was displaying. I felt like a female peacock witnessing the NBC logo displayed on an IMAX movie screen.

I wish that this scene would have an ending worthy of song, but about that time our bible thumping high school shit turd supervisor came over and let us know that that was the most disgusting thing he had ever seen, and that if he didn't need us to run the belt (because we were by far the most efficient belt with the highest volume during the twilight shift) he would write us all up. Then we went and loaded more boxes.

11/22/2014 7:42:26 AM

Of course she knows how to work a dildo, she is a lesbian. They ride those things more than you could imagine, and then put on this huge fucking facade that they don't need men.

[Edited on November 22, 2014 at 8:54 AM. Reason : d]

11/22/2014 8:53:05 AM

y u mad bro?

11/22/2014 11:22:09 AM

he's just mad his nigger he-she wife has a bigger dick than he does

11/22/2014 1:24:49 PM

^wOW

11/22/2014 3:25:38 PM

Quote :

" Jesus please asterisk out the NSFW words in the title next time "

11/22/2014 3:30:45 PM

where the pic?

11/23/2014 2:28:53 PM

I worked redbelt midnight in 2003, the part time supervisors were all seminary students from the one in wake forest. All were married, 26 with three kids and no money. They were zombies by that time of night and the company owned each and every one of them. One came in my trailer bitching about my misloads when i had been superman the previous evening. Talked a lot of shit til i asked if i needed to get the shop steward in there with us

[Edited on November 23, 2014 at 4:44 PM. Reason : And there were always sex toys breaking out of the cheap boxes they shipped in]

11/23/2014 4:42:13 PM

im not
i don't know what you just typed about

11/23/2014 11:39:27 PM

So did you end up picking my suggestion?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

11/25/2014 3:59:49 PM