They fed that dude through his butthole

12/9/2014 5:33:31 PM

i always thought terrorists and starfish had something in common

12/9/2014 5:35:06 PM

south park?

12/9/2014 5:35:34 PM

^. Naw son, naw.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/senate-report-uncooperative-terrorism-suspects-faced-rectal-rehydration-feeding/2014/12/09/fcffb1ec-7fb8-11e4-8882-03cf08410beb_story.html

12/9/2014 5:38:18 PM

^ are you seriously shedding a tear for an Al Qaeda operative who killed US citizens in the military?

Why don't you and Don Lemon go jerk each other off with Wolf Blitzer in the Situation Room

12/9/2014 5:46:41 PM

Yeah man. Torture isn't really my twist.

Neither is feeding people through their buttholes for the hell of it

12/9/2014 5:52:51 PM

^ok EMCE

last time I checked this hole is much more painful than his ass-hole

so new US foreign policy: you make a hole you get fed through a hole



[Edited on December 9, 2014 at 5:59 PM. Reason : ]

12/9/2014 5:59:21 PM

I read "That dude fell through his own butthole"

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

12/9/2014 6:04:56 PM

SOUTH PARK DID IT

12/9/2014 6:32:15 PM

Man, feeding people through their buttholes is just bad manners. I mean, I'd like to think these interrogators' mothers and fathers didn't teach them behavior like this.

12/9/2014 6:35:30 PM

Quote :

"President James A. Garfield’s doctors tried to feed him rectally as he lay dying from an assassin’s bullet. He received egg yolks, milk, whiskey, beef bouillon and drops of opium in this manner, although he continued to waste away, according to a biographer."

If it's good enough for the President of the United States...

12/9/2014 7:40:03 PM

Garfield buttchugged.

12/9/2014 8:42:05 PM

So he buttchugged whiskey and opium and then "wasted away". Ya don't say?

12/9/2014 8:45:57 PM

Yeah, but did he shit out of his mouth?

12/10/2014 12:45:19 AM

The CIA has been after those motherfuckers for about 20 years, and apparently got pretty pissed over the course of it.

In case anyone had any doubts, do not fuck with the CIA. They don't give a fuck. They definitely don't give a fuck about their enemies, and they barely give a fuck about their friends. They don't give a fuck about Congress, other than to bug their computers. They don't give much of a fuck for other 3-letter agencies or the military, and sometimes don't even give a fuck for Presidents. I don't think that one group within the Agency gives a fuck about anyone else in the Agency that they perceive as impeding them. They have got to be the least fuck-giving entity anywhere in America. I think the Mafia probably gives more fucks. Goddamn, it sounds like a cool place to work.

[Edited on December 10, 2014 at 1:16 AM. Reason : i'm not very keen on torture, though.]

[Edited on December 10, 2014 at 1:20 AM. Reason : ]

12/10/2014 1:11:16 AM

Quote :

""Our enemies act without conscience, We must not. This executive summary makes clear that acting without conscience isn't necessary, it isn't even helpful, in winning this strange and long war we're fighting. We should be grateful to have that truth affirmed.""

-mccain

[Edited on December 10, 2014 at 1:36 AM. Reason : http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2014/12/09/mccain-cia-torture-senate-report/20146767/]

12/10/2014 1:35:51 AM

Duke sounds like a sociopath who doesn't want us to know he is one

12/10/2014 7:44:57 AM

'MURRCA FUCK YEAH


119: Number of individuals known to have been held in CIA custody under the agency's detention and interrogation program

26: Number of individuals the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence has determined to have been "wrongfully" held by the CIA

180: Maximum number of hours detainees were forcefully kept awake, "at times with their hands shackled above their heads"

5: Number of detainees who experienced "disturbing hallucinations" during prolonged sleep deprivation

5: Number of CIA detainees subjected to "rectal rehydration" or rectal feeding without documented medical necessity

3: Number of detainees the CIA threatened with harm to their children or sexual abuse of their mother

834: The number of times "enhanced interrogation" appears

131: The number of times the word "torture" appears in the report

4: The number of years that the CIA used enhanced interrogation before briefing President George W. Bush on the specific techniques they were employing

180: Number of dollars, in millions, the CIA included in a base contract in 2006 to hire psychologists to help devise the agency's enhanced interrogation techniques

17: Number of detainees subjected to enhanced interrogation without approval from CIA headquarters

12/10/2014 7:56:08 AM

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/12/09/the-10-most-harrowing-excerpts-from-the-cia-interrogation-report/?postshare=8971418220756736

Quote :

"29 hours containment in small confinement box, which had a width of 29 inches, depth of 2.5 feet and height of 2.5 feet."

fucking hell

12/10/2014 9:44:17 AM

^^, ^


1: Number of times Bin Laden was killed after years of gathering intelligence

12/10/2014 10:12:15 AM

0: Will be held accountable for any of these.

Sad day to be an 'Murricuh.

12/10/2014 10:56:34 AM

it's pretty disgusting that anyone can still be defending this kind of shit

12/10/2014 10:57:40 AM

soo...."Zero Dark Thirty" wasn't how we found Laden? But it said based on a true story/event/just-believe-us

12/10/2014 11:00:18 AM

we didn't find him because of torture, no

12/10/2014 11:01:59 AM

Its a shame they never could rectally hydrate bin Laden but add Texas Pete into the mix.

12/10/2014 11:06:12 AM

Rectum?


Damn near killed him!

12/10/2014 2:04:29 PM

No more flossing though. Can't be that bad.

12/10/2014 3:37:27 PM

sounds like a new parenting technique for those folks that have kids that will not eat

12/10/2014 5:10:07 PM

You guys still have it kind of twisted

It's not like someone shoves a McDonald's cheeseburger into your asshole.

It's a medical / nutrient-rich solution that they shoot up your asshole.

I do it all the time, it's great. It's really not a big deal.

In fact, it's so great it feels sort of like a five hour energy to pick me up whenever I get that "feeling."

12/10/2014 5:21:06 PM

maybe you should explain that to the prisoner with hemorrhoids and a rectal prolapse

[Edited on December 10, 2014 at 5:26 PM. Reason : .]

12/10/2014 5:25:47 PM

^
Fact:

The Guantanamo prisoners would fuck each other in the ass just like any other prison.

How the fuck do you know it's from the rehydration?

[Edited on December 10, 2014 at 5:27 PM. Reason : ]

12/10/2014 5:27:10 PM

wouldnt that make them infidels that should stone each other to death under sharia law?

12/10/2014 5:47:36 PM

wouldnt that make them infidels that should stone each other to death under sharia law?

12/10/2014 5:47:36 PM

stategrad100 seems to know a lot about taking it in the ass

12/10/2014 5:53:28 PM

wow

http://mic.com/articles/106118/fox-news-host-has-total-team-america-style-meltdown-over-cia-torture-report

(watch the fox news video)

12/10/2014 7:01:56 PM

Quote :

" The report said Khan was subjected to “involuntary rectal feeding and rectal rehydration,” which included two bottles of Ensure. Later that day, his “lunch tray,” consisting of hummus, pasta with sauce, nuts and raisins, was pureed and “rectally infused.”"

that IS pretty much like having a cheeseburger shoved up your ass. fucking NUTS? chunks of nuts do not break down in the lower colon... that tissue is only good at absorbing water and salts and sending poo to the rectum.

12/10/2014 7:48:44 PM

12/10/2014 9:18:05 PM

Ugh.

12/10/2014 10:46:50 PM

Ugh, terrorists waterboarded? Ugh

12/10/2014 11:10:09 PM

12/10/2014 11:12:22 PM

why dont terrorists get ebola

12/10/2014 11:34:51 PM