So it was just like any other night (I had ordered a large pepperoni pie, pineapple, large cheesy crust.)

So about thirty min later, the Pizza parlor sent over a delicious lady-delivery person: Body 10; Face 10 (That’s my weakness).

So I invited her inside, opened up the box, it was HOTTTT, devoured the first slice, lickety-split (crust first). The second slice didn't stand a chance: I ate the tip of that bitch first, washed it down with a pop.

Then I got nasty with the cheesy bread.... heart going ker–slunk, ker–slunk.

But what about the girl?

I invited her into the "boudoir" AKA "the stabbin' cabin"

We just rode one another.
I touched her on her genitalia. She touched me on my man–italia.

She touched me, sexually of course – upstairs, downstairs, all around stairs, as you do.

And by then it was just another night – oil everywhere... and sauce, all over me

12/10/2014 11:12:06 AM

sounds like an awesome night!

12/10/2014 11:12:55 AM

So did you put the beer bottle in or not?

12/10/2014 11:13:19 AM

wut?

12/10/2014 11:15:09 AM

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12/10/2014 12:17:42 PM

::spaghetti falls out of pockets::

12/10/2014 1:15:44 PM

there are more inside jokes/jokes i dont understand on tww then on reddit at this time

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12/12/2014 5:14:53 AM

I read OP in a rap/freestyle cadence. it works. try it.

12/12/2014 5:18:10 AM

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