Here is my 24 hr game plan of greatness.

1300: Wife leaves, go to the nice little wing/spots bar across from my neighborhood to watch the Wolfpack play.

1530: return home, strip to my boxers, turn up the heat and transform the livingroom into the "lounge pad" by usuing all available pillows, blankets and cushions to make a nest in front of the big screen. Watch whatever movie I want with beer and food within arms reach.

1800: Wife is mildly alergic to shellfish, so guess what's for dinner? Crab legs mother fuckers.

1900: move game console to living room, let the games begin! Unrestricted gaming without being nagged.

Option 1: 2200, meet the guys for a beer
Option 2: 2200, fuck the guys, I'm on a roll! Keep gaming

0700: go for a run

0800: bojangles to counter the run

O900: going to lowes to buy a saw

1030: Sawing wood and doing other man shit in the garage

1200: lunch, going to get seafood take out, fried shrimp and flounder platter. Why? Fuck you, that's why.

1300: clean up, I'm not getting yelled at!

[Edited on January 16, 2015 at 8:45 PM. Reason : .]

1/16/2015 8:42:21 PM

Sounds like an epic plan, bro. I, too, plan out my epicly trill man shit while wifey is out of town.

Snaps.

1/16/2015 8:58:20 PM

I wish I had 24 hours like that.

Oh wait, every 24 hours is like that because I'm not married.

1/16/2015 9:19:33 PM

If you have to wait until she leaves to hang out with friends...

1/16/2015 9:29:37 PM

No issue with friends, she is preggers and doesn't stay out late.

New plan... Bon fire.

1/16/2015 9:33:42 PM

Bon fire is def the way to go.

Although I'm skeptical about this part of your plan:

Quote :

"Option 1: 2200, meet the guys for a beer Option 2: 2200, fuck the guys, I'm on a roll! Keep gaming 0700: go for a run "

1/16/2015 9:40:40 PM

It's a sad reality, I can't sleep in past 7. I get up everyday at 440, and on weekends 6. Responsibility sucks

1/16/2015 9:46:11 PM

Only one answer:

1/17/2015 12:38:55 AM

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"FUCK THE GUYS"

1/17/2015 1:33:24 AM

this movie sounds terrible. they need to just stop this franchise.

1/17/2015 8:08:30 AM

Nice.

My gf goes to a work conference once a year in the summer, and I generally plan a 1-week staycation at the same time.

It involves a lot of not showering unless I'm going out, pizza and bojangles, power tools and man stuff, and tv show or video game marathons.


I commend you.

1/17/2015 8:31:07 AM

^^ hahaha

1/17/2015 8:41:05 AM

SRSly. your wife sounds laaaaaame.

1/17/2015 10:08:34 AM

Keep us update Wolf!

1/17/2015 10:13:06 AM

Your lounge pad sounds kinda ~ but the rest of your plan sounds glorious. This thread is a good example of how old as fuck / not-in-college-at-all most of us are.

1/17/2015 10:26:39 AM

I do this same thing, and it does show how old we are.

1/17/2015 10:41:37 AM

What kind of saw are you going to buy?

1/17/2015 10:57:17 AM

itt, we learn how old as fuck we all are as we live vicariously through the OP.

My wife is preggers as well, so I take full advantage of man-time when I can.

1/17/2015 11:08:14 AM

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" itt, we learn how old as fuck we all are as we live vicariously through the OP. My wife is preggers as well, so I take full advantage of man-time when I can. "

My wife is 5 months in. She is also in her busy season and out of town for nearly the next two months.
Besides having to work, I'm trying to pack in as much as I can.

1/17/2015 11:13:12 AM

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"old as fuck we all are"

fuck all that noise man

it's the mass media conspiracy of sears & roebuck commercials showing the fat, bald suburban dad flipping out of his hammock to go run to the hardware section to buy the next handheld drill

you're not old as fuck when you're in this phase, but they'd like to push it all on us that it's time to just give up and acquiesce to marital boredom and an extra 15-20 pounds

screw that man, work on a professional degree, advance your standing at work, and take 40k to make it into 80k

life is never designed to be "easy" and if you make it "easy" then you're doing it wrong and beginning to feel old as fuck

1/17/2015 11:27:15 AM

thanks, life coach.

1/17/2015 1:08:51 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaomby3F82Q&feature=player_detailpage#t=186

1/17/2015 1:33:04 PM

1/17/2015 1:38:46 PM

Id kill for a day like that. The wife gave me the option to go to delaware with her mom a few months ago. Brownie points are useless these days since I get minimal ass no matter what I do sooooo I stayed home watched always sunny and played gta all weekend only putting pants on to answer the door for pizza. It was the highlight of my 2014.

1/17/2015 1:39:14 PM

If I can't get up with one of my really good friends when my wife goes out of town...I do something similar. I usually start the day off by taking my dog to the beach or disc golfing and wear his ass out. Then I veg out for the rest of the day. Getting my favorite takeout that she doesn't like or making some pimiento cheese/tomato/bacon sandwiches, drinking my face off with delicious beer and wine, and then watching movies that I normally can't get her to watch.

It's fucking glorious.

1/17/2015 2:04:01 PM

best thread of 2015

1/17/2015 2:25:02 PM

I'd start the day by waking up at 6am and mowing the lawn. If any neighbors don't like it, too bad.

1/17/2015 2:33:24 PM

I thought married men get snatch 5-7 times a week, and twice on Sunday.

I'm never getting married.

1/17/2015 2:53:32 PM

i guess i missed the part about the furious masturbation in the kitchen

1/17/2015 3:40:50 PM

stevedude won this thread, but gg Wolf2Ranger, enjoy your man-day.


my new lady friend is working all night and most of my friends are gone this weekend. so i'm actually looking forward to a night of solo movies and beer.

1/17/2015 3:47:44 PM

aint no shame in getting your dick wet when the wife is out of town. Just sayin...

1/17/2015 3:48:50 PM

(says the divorced guy)

1/17/2015 4:35:57 PM

Ran to gamestop, got guitar hero Metallica. Let's see how loud the tv gets

[Edited on January 17, 2015 at 7:57 PM. Reason : I'm old as hell]

1/17/2015 7:56:05 PM

TURN THAT SHIT UP

1/17/2015 8:14:02 PM

1/18/2015 9:13:06 AM

Did you pay in cash so she couldn't track it?

1/18/2015 10:05:35 AM

Quote :

"I thought married men get snatch 5-7 times a week, and twice on Sunday. "

Some of lucky ones do I guess. But then again some of you married men's heads would explode if I told you I still get BJ's on the regular as well. No brownie points needed

1/18/2015 1:56:23 PM

this thread depresses me

1/18/2015 9:54:28 PM

I hope your wife's name isn't Jenny...

1/18/2015 11:20:49 PM

lol

1/19/2015 12:42:36 AM

Most of you have my pity.

1/19/2015 6:51:33 AM

Quote :

"My wife usually hides extra dildos around the house, but when she disappears for a half day I get the privilege of hiding them up my ass instead when she's gone, but I hope she doesn't catch me. I love married life. I am the man."

1/19/2015 8:43:40 AM

Made myself a nice dinner while she is in CA.

1/20/2015 9:50:07 PM

You made a steak, two starches, and broccoli. That might have been a nice dinner when you were 22 and didn't know shit about life, but come on, man. I can't even cook, and I could have cooked that.

And you drinkin' white wine COME ON SON

1/21/2015 6:58:10 AM

Speak for yourself. I had taco bell last night.

1/21/2015 7:21:07 AM

For pairing white wine with steak and not transforming the ingredients, Chef MaximaDrvr, you have been chopped.

1/21/2015 7:24:41 AM

I never claimed I could cook. In fact, I rarely cook anything.

1/21/2015 7:39:53 AM

hold up is that almonds or mushrooms in the rice or what

1/21/2015 7:54:09 AM

A1 sauce? You mongoloid

1/21/2015 8:47:36 AM

I see the food snobs are out today.

1/21/2015 8:48:50 AM