wtf where do you come from?

2/11/2015 8:07:27 AM

Aye, tis the first stage of Unicornitis. Ye haven't much longer for this world, Man Biggums the 157th. Use thy time wisely.

2/11/2015 8:21:21 AM

I too have one of these and every once in a while the light hits it right and I see it and am like WTF and pull it out, but alas it always grows back eventually.

2/11/2015 8:31:52 AM

Like my esteemed colleague Mr. EMCE said, that is the start of a unicorn horn. Soon, your flatulence will be accompanied by a rainbow-like burst of light emanating from your anus.

2/11/2015 9:49:36 AM

The elusive unicorn besmirches his endearing and inevitable fate;
For as the horn extends in glory yet more each day;
He knows his time is near to return to the earth as a horn-ed quadruped;
For whence he bears his majestic horn and rainbow of flatus in his impending equine prison;
Know now,
As others have said; Plagued with Unicornitis thou ARE



[Edited on February 11, 2015 at 10:58 AM. Reason : ]

2/11/2015 10:51:18 AM

How would you describe yourself, BigMan157?

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" single, nearly invisible, extra long forehead hair"

2/11/2015 1:06:09 PM

I can barely see ya BigMan157

2/11/2015 1:23:56 PM