I just cracked my fourth Fat Tire.

2/20/2015 8:24:17 PM

COME AT ME BRO!

2/20/2015 8:59:30 PM

Queers I'm drinking sweet tea chased with iced water.

bbehe is drinking a diet pepsi.

[Edited on February 20, 2015 at 9:01 PM. Reason : .]

2/20/2015 9:00:28 PM

I am considering a shot of rum or a shot of moonshine. Maybe I'll just pass.

2/20/2015 9:05:04 PM

robitussin DM

2/20/2015 11:14:04 PM

i drank 1 pbr last night and fell asleep watching NBA at 10pm. but i loved it.

2/21/2015 11:35:05 AM

Water. Maybe some coffee.

2/21/2015 2:22:21 PM

Nothing, I guess. I kinda went on a date last night--it was a date to me at least--so naturally I drank (talked) too much (about myself). Then, I went to wish my future ex farewell, and he gave me a talking-to about how I'm not supposed to do the drunken rambling if I want to find a new man. But his only other piece of advice was to "be myself." So what was I supposed to do?!?!?!

He also said that nobody's falling for my naive/insecure bullshit so that little game is out, too, I guess. I'm gonna have to be a real, mature adult and shit.

2/21/2015 3:28:59 PM

2/21/2015 3:40:44 PM

^^ lol you need to holler at jcg15. He's pretty good at rambling, and acts like an adult on occasion.

2/21/2015 3:46:38 PM

^^^ You still do the once a month "I'm ugly please give me compliments" bullshit?

2/21/2015 4:15:05 PM

Its called menses

2/21/2015 4:42:12 PM

^Correct.

^^That x1000: I'm ugly, can't do anything right, you don't even like me, I ruin everything, I'm annoying, why are we even together...

No, you're fine, I promise. It's okay. Just relax. Calm down.

But I'm doing it right now. I'm annoying you right now. I know it, and I can't even stop myself. Why do I always do this? We should break up. I've done this too many times. You'll never be able to respect me. It's over. I suck.

Just stop talking and take your pants off.

[Edited on February 21, 2015 at 5:40 PM. Reason : You can't talk someone into feeling good about themselves. It's gotta come from within. ]

2/21/2015 5:31:31 PM

Quote :

"REAL MATURE ADULT"

2/21/2015 5:56:08 PM

Currently drinking pinot noir, while eating a 16oz t-bone. Forgot to eat lunch so decided to grill before it got dark.

2/21/2015 6:06:36 PM

magic hat mostly sucks, but this is good



[Edited on February 21, 2015 at 9:59 PM. Reason : things]

2/21/2015 9:58:34 PM

Manhattan. McKenna Single Barrel, Carpano Antico, Fee Bros. Cherry Bitters.

This is the first but there may be a second. Time will tell.

2/21/2015 10:55:41 PM

2/21/2015 11:05:04 PM

2/24/2015 8:08:09 PM

Kept it classy with Blantons bourbon, transitioning to crown and coke

2/24/2015 8:10:05 PM

[Edited on February 24, 2015 at 8:30 PM. Reason : .]

2/24/2015 8:30:04 PM

Bourbon combo!

I'm sipping on some buffalo trace

2/24/2015 8:32:48 PM

If you can find blantons, buy it. Bullet is my seccond fav

2/24/2015 8:36:55 PM

2/24/2015 8:49:19 PM

[Edited on February 24, 2015 at 8:55 PM. Reason : to big]

2/24/2015 8:54:47 PM

So...is Five O'Clock vodka an appropriate addition to this thread or not?

2/24/2015 9:24:40 PM

2/24/2015 9:43:55 PM

All drinks, at all times are appropriate for this thread. Maybe not for life, but as Thread Creator I hereby deem this to be a judgement free zone.

Starting tonight's snowmaggedon 2.1 early with a canned Miller Lite.

[Edited on February 25, 2015 at 1:59 PM. Reason : .]

2/25/2015 1:55:11 PM

probably a stout or red wine. #adultsnowday

2/25/2015 1:56:45 PM

Picked up an emergency case of bud light, but I will bring I. This round of snow with crown royal black on he rocks.

2/25/2015 6:35:08 PM

2/25/2015 6:49:45 PM

Apple Orchard variety pack

2/25/2015 6:50:56 PM

I don't think I've had alcohol since October

[Edited on February 25, 2015 at 6:51 PM. Reason : ]

2/25/2015 6:51:51 PM

Are you done with your 12 steps yet?

2/25/2015 6:52:46 PM

2/25/2015 7:51:03 PM

O'Dells 90 shilling, and a er gin and tonic.

2/26/2015 12:25:26 AM

What are you drinking tonight today?

3/4/2015 4:39:41 PM

Fishbowl margaritas

3/5/2015 11:52:57 PM

Some bourbon and cider

3/6/2015 12:50:03 AM

Hopefully a Jumbo Margarita at Fiesta Mexicana

3/6/2015 11:01:58 AM

having this at lunch

3/6/2015 11:26:44 AM

Some Red Oaks or Redhooks. I'm still not clear cause the server was silly, and my smoker's palate doesn't actually detect anything outside of hot wings...but it was with the ladies--I was actually social, guys!

Now...5 O'Clock Vodka, but I let one of the ladies talk me in to the gym on Sunday morning so I gotta finish this handle tonight and fly straight tomorrow if I'ma be spinnin' @ 9 AM. I'm okay with the spinning--I'll step out and smoke a cigarette if I feel like it--but I'm not looking forward to the humiliating "bodypump" class afterwards. It's gonna be super weird, and if it isn't, I'll make it weird.

3/6/2015 8:51:56 PM

I love you

3/6/2015 10:10:14 PM

Man, I do not want to exercise tomorrow morning, but I said I would. I either gotta make better decisions about booze or get better at declining the offers of health fanatics. Cause this is a thing now...after I go tomorrow, she's gonna be on my ass to work out with her all the time.

And why does it always feel sexual? It's definitely not, but they're always so aggressive about their advances. It's confusing!

3/7/2015 5:28:11 PM

You should stay up all night drinking before you hit the gym

3/7/2015 6:14:55 PM

^

Because win

[Edited on March 7, 2015 at 6:22 PM. Reason : Oh yeah, I'm drinking Hoppyum]

3/7/2015 6:22:03 PM

If I'd known about the Duke game tonight, I would not have agreed to this morning exercise nonsense.

It's going to be awful, but I gotta follow through...with a smile on my face and gratitude for the invite and everything.

I think she can tell I'm a mess and is tryna help me out.

The weather's improving at least.

[Edited on March 7, 2015 at 6:28 PM. Reason : Oh yeah, I'm drinking booze.]

3/7/2015 6:23:30 PM

I just got out of it on the "spring forward" excuse!

Oh, thank goodness!

3/7/2015 10:01:38 PM

cock flavoured soup

3/7/2015 11:13:34 PM

Herradura reposado

3/8/2015 4:47:09 AM