I cant say much about this project, but I'm looking to hire someone interested in helping me program a criminal robot.

2/21/2015 6:50:25 PM

I'm not a programmer, but I AM a criminal.

Can provide references upon request.

[Edited on February 21, 2015 at 6:57 PM. Reason : .]

2/21/2015 6:57:11 PM

^^ I need to come up with an extra ~10k by the end of the year. Let's do it.

What sort of crimes do we want to focus on?

2/21/2015 7:44:57 PM

I'm in lets talk terms

2/21/2015 7:48:12 PM

being black and in a tech field i feel like EMCE and maybe BJ are uniquely qualified for this endeavor

2/21/2015 7:55:31 PM

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"What sort of crimes do we want to focus on?"

Start small with strong arm robberies
Build up to banks and casinos

Note: this may involve you becoming a super villain

2/21/2015 8:23:11 PM

2/21/2015 8:36:01 PM

Quote :

"Note: this may involve you becoming a super villain"

Look, I'm already in. You don't need to sweeten the deal further.

[Edited on February 21, 2015 at 8:56 PM. Reason : ]

2/21/2015 8:56:47 PM

I'm in.

Given the right amount of money, I can turn you into Iron Man.

2/22/2015 7:18:32 PM

Super villain conglomerate

2/22/2015 8:50:06 PM

I'm the dreaded “Business Sales guy" with an Internet startup that "just needs a technical guy". Could it get any worse? Yes - I also worked for random companies in sales positions and have failed with a few small business ideas.

...but please put down the weapons - I have some redeeming features!

I am currently in the position financially to work 40 plus hours a week on this latest venture(Portal 4D) which is a first in my life(27 years old for those who must know). The past two months I have built the first real concept working on market validation and segmentation, have been working with consultants and tech incubators to get to the point of having a minimum viable product.

I have been working for pre-seed round funding and one thing that was impressed on me was that I need a technical co-founder. I agree.

Portal 4d is not currently built other than some wire framing ideas.

I'm looking for someone who loves the Portal 4D concept, particularly if they have worked in a customer service environment or with large companies that can not provide adequate customer service. I'm not married to a particular development platform and will be open to all suggestions.
The general concept is a virtual customer service employee who from our call center will provide our clients customers with trained assistance via video conferencing on a mobile phone or tablet.
Joining full-time would be dependent on me getting further funding (unless you really want to start full-time now which I would prefer). I haven't really started pitching seriously yet, but off the back of a few industry connections I have some pretty good investor interest.

Equity etc to be discussed!

About me: in a former life I was a in the construction business, with a degree in Construction Technology. So while I can't do much with Java, I used to be pretty good at solving real world problems with out of the box solutions. My goal is to find a co-founder who believes what I believe and work together so that we can all succeed.

Comment if you like

2/22/2015 9:18:02 PM

Do you know what robot is? EMCE

2/23/2015 11:33:33 AM

WANT TO HUMP PROGRAMMER?

2/23/2015 7:06:15 PM

BACK THE FUCK OFF, THIS IS MY THREAD NOW

2/23/2015 11:14:43 PM

oh ken mad

2/23/2015 11:39:34 PM