NEW HAVEN, CT— A heated dispute erupted into fisticuffs Monday, when BlackJesus, 20, struck Randolph Stephenson, a strapping Harvard lad of 19, about the face and neck in a most brutish manner. "The vainglorious braggart dared suggest that his Crimson squad could out-row us nine times of ten," said BlackJesus. "I knew they raised them as barbarians over Harvard way, but the very gall," with his hair mussed from the attack, he vowed that the dispute is far from settled.

3/7/2015 1:59:34 PM

He won't keeping it one hunnit, hada smack a bitch all upside his head.

3/7/2015 4:56:25 PM