Your faithful customers are so hooked on your products that if we drank the regular version of your concoction, we would all be extra overweight.

You need to stock 10 times the Sugarfree and Zero Calorie offerings that you currently put on the shelves...at least.

Please pass this message along to your highers-up.

Thank you.

3/7/2015 7:06:01 PM

I'm glad the special sugar-free flavors taste so much better. I enjoy the extra oomph I get from RB, but the original sucks.

3/7/2015 9:51:56 PM

Yes, but they're rarely available. It's ridiculous.

3/7/2015 10:03:06 PM

you need to get a connection in the red bull black market, they'll hook you up

3/7/2015 10:22:36 PM

I have one. We all do.

We're not tryna harrass our friends about this.

RED BULL NEEDS TO KNOW!

3/7/2015 10:37:34 PM

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3/7/2015 10:46:16 PM

I like the original. I think sugar free is gross.

[Edited on March 8, 2015 at 4:49 AM. Reason : Red Bull is not making me overweight ]

3/8/2015 4:49:05 AM

Fake sugar is worse for you than real sugar.

3/8/2015 7:48:36 AM

^amazing how our diet coke sucking populus hasn't put that together yet.

3/8/2015 9:45:27 AM

I fuck feet.

3/9/2015 12:17:26 AM

Quote :

"^amazing how our diet coke sucking populus hasn't put that together yet."

Coke and their peers spent $millions cultivating the image that "fat free", "sugar free", and "diet" foods were the healthy choice for people who need to lose weight. They ensured that their propaganda was far more readily available to consumers than any legitimate recommendations for many years. That's not going to be undone overnight and the implication is still there in the name "diet." I don't find this surprising at all.

[Edited on March 9, 2015 at 9:51 PM. Reason : l]

3/9/2015 9:44:24 PM