You can only buy 3 items...

What do you buy to freak the cashier out the most? No condoms or lube.

3/21/2015 5:21:28 AM

Pregnancy test, one metal coat hanger, and a display case (foetus sized).

3/21/2015 5:34:02 AM

Duct tape, shovel, and rope.

3/21/2015 7:51:18 AM

Bullets, pineapple, 63" tv

3/21/2015 8:20:36 AM

I know you guys think this is funny, but they actually have software plugged into the register where certain purchasing combinations will trigger ID check (and not only limited to alcohol, tobacco, or firearms)

things like spray paint, glue, etc. may also trigger an ID check, or items in certain combination. The register will record this. That is how prosecutors get information with precision like, "And then Mr. So and So purchased duct tape, a wheelbarrow, and 3 crates of bleach on 4/25 before committing his murder."


Also deworming agent, so please, hear me out

3/21/2015 10:31:28 AM

2 cases of PBR, a steak knife, baby formula & 10 jars of baby food

Then after they're rung up, tell her nevermind, don't think I'll need that formula & baby food anyway

3/21/2015 11:49:25 AM

3/21/2015 12:00:10 PM

Quote :

"BLOOD ON CLOTHS"

3/21/2015 11:21:18 PM

Child's car seat, rope, 50 lb dumb bell.

3/22/2015 2:44:51 PM

Friend of mine says...

Huge cucumber, olive oil, and a Marvin Gaye CD

3/22/2015 2:45:47 PM

A UNC jersey and two books

3/22/2015 3:40:23 PM

^nice

unc jersey, book AND a bar of bath soap

3/23/2015 12:55:44 PM

do they still sell live fish at walmart?

3/23/2015 1:10:47 PM