3/28/2015 4:24:53 PM

That rasist shit Clint

3/28/2015 5:11:15 PM

no, no, you have to stay back, like way back, in order to make sure people recognize this is all purely metaphorical. If you looked like you were winning then people may be confused and think it was an actual race.
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yes yes we all know you'd win if this were an actual race, ok thanks, can we just get the photo shoot done?

3/30/2015 9:14:00 AM

white guy wins
white guy in second
[hispanic?] and female behind white males
black dude is last.

go.

3/30/2015 9:16:07 AM

* and it looks like the gays are neck & neck for a photo finish



go

3/30/2015 9:21:23 AM

the second white guy is chillaxing while the black guy cramping.

3/30/2015 10:17:53 AM

this is a good philosophy for twitter

3/30/2015 10:56:30 AM

So is this an ad for sex change surgery and skin bleaching?

3/30/2015 7:24:44 PM

never seen a lady in heels outrun a non-overweight black dude

3/30/2015 8:24:05 PM

he is not overweight, but he obviously has high bp, diabetes, nascent heart disease, etc., being black and all.

3/30/2015 9:38:49 PM

His sickle cell anemia is obviously holding him back.

3/30/2015 9:49:27 PM

He appears to be missing both a left arm and a left leg.

3/30/2015 9:54:58 PM