Beethoven, it's been a while since I've made a thread, but I noted that you are a fully licensed attorney in the state of North Carolina.

I was wondering if you could advise me on something, as I have reasonably believed that I have retained your services (and we have an attorney client relationship as a result of this thread), what outcomes can you promise me in court?

4/1/2015 6:19:07 PM

No.

4/1/2015 6:40:37 PM

how about me

4/1/2015 6:43:21 PM

The only general advice I will give in this thread is twofold. Neither of which constitutes an attorney/client relationship.

1) Do not post about your legal issues on the internet.
2) Do not take advice from an internet attorney.

4/1/2015 6:45:49 PM

But feel free to ask about my music and descent into deafness. Or basketball. Or my baby girls.

4/1/2015 6:46:34 PM

She had to clarify that it was not creating an attorney-client relationship because I think she only does doc review

[Edited on April 1, 2015 at 6:53 PM. Reason : ]

4/1/2015 6:46:54 PM

i was fucking around, i'm legit. it's been almost a decade since i've been arrested.

4/1/2015 6:48:23 PM

Let's start talking about ISIS in this thread. I know that's how Beethoven would want it.

4/1/2015 7:02:49 PM

Your thread, your rules.

4/1/2015 7:05:56 PM

Beethoven why do you support Isis and Basketball

Do you really think it would be the best thing for America?

4/1/2015 8:22:32 PM

Well, Isis is the Egyptian goddess that is a beacon for breastfeeding, so why not support that? Don't you want healthy babies?

And who, in their right minds, on an NCSU message board, does not like basketball??

4/2/2015 10:18:20 AM

I don't like basketball

4/2/2015 10:28:26 AM

My husband doesn't either. It's crazy talk to me! But to each his own.

4/2/2015 10:52:39 AM

I like NC State basketball. Outside of that I don't really follow or watch any.

4/2/2015 10:53:23 AM

I don't always seek legal advice, but when I do, I go to TGD

4/2/2015 11:41:46 AM

^That's sad. We even had a class together at NCSU. Which, if I remember correctly, you hated.

4/2/2015 11:49:10 AM

I think we figured out why Beethoven chose her name.

It's obviously homage to the legal twists & turns in the complex and well-directed classic Beethoven's 2nd

Quote :

"Beethoven meets Missy, a female St. Bernard whose owners are attempting to settle a divorce. Regina, who is seeking $50,000 in the settlement, has retained full custody of Missy, planning to transfer her to Brillo, her soon-to-be ex-husband, once the divorce is finalized."

4/2/2015 5:51:16 PM

Why don't I have any friends?

4/2/2015 6:31:40 PM

Beethoven why do you bill for and provide legal advice on the Internet?

4/9/2015 12:45:57 AM

If I bang a hooker without paying her, would that be considered theft or rape?

4/11/2015 2:16:13 PM