do I take it out back and put a bullet in it now?

4/10/2015 8:22:35 AM

step up yo shoe game!

4/10/2015 10:08:43 AM

yeah pumps will do that

[Edited on April 10, 2015 at 10:10 AM. Reason : (according to saps)]

4/10/2015 10:10:07 AM

Jordans or die

4/10/2015 10:11:12 AM

Just take it back. it only gets worse, and you will get more self-conscious about it.

who's coming down the hall? oh, its bigman...that dude with the squeaky shoe. its like he steps on a chipmunk when he walks. motherfucker can't sneak up on no damn body. worst ninja ever.

4/10/2015 10:12:08 AM

oh shit, the chipmunk! I forgot that was in there

4/10/2015 1:53:15 PM

I had a pair of shoes that squeaked like a fart every time i turned my foot a certain way. Pretty embarrassing.

4/10/2015 2:19:56 PM

is it a quality shoe? if so, take it to a cobbler.

4/10/2015 2:27:21 PM

my last pair of shoes did this; I actually kind of enjoyed the effect even though many people did comment on it

4/10/2015 2:29:53 PM

Every time your shoe squeaks, fart.

That way you can blame the embarrassing squeaking noise on a fart instead and avoid any humiliation.

4/10/2015 4:55:26 PM

would you?

4/10/2015 5:17:15 PM

fixed it

remove the insole, sprinkle baby powder liberally inside shoe, return insole, profit

[Edited on June 10, 2015 at 11:53 AM. Reason : it's a brand new day]

6/10/2015 11:53:33 AM