I often try to swype 'available' and end up with 'avalanche'. Avalanches are pretty cool.

also 'somewhere' turns to 'Stonehenge'

[Edited on April 10, 2015 at 3:58 PM. Reason : .]

4/10/2015 3:57:23 PM

kbye often ends up as kanye

4/10/2015 3:58:47 PM

I continue to attempt to tell people that the quaking dicks in the lake are the largest I have ever seen.

4/10/2015 4:00:40 PM

"yes" turns into "Utah" half the time on my android. i've started to use the word "Utah" to mean correct, and "Johnny Utah!" for emphatic correct.

4/10/2015 4:02:57 PM

I have an old flip phone, the keypad has three letters per digit, like most old phones.

When I'm texting in word mode, it updates the current word for every letter. For example, typing in "Cool" gives, in sequence: A, An, Con, Cool.

If I type in "plenty", however, I get:

S
Pl
Rke (this I can understand--I live near Roanoke)
Plen
Plent

Well on its way to spelling out "plenty", right? But when I hit "y", it becomes:

Pjdmtw

What the fuck does that mean? Is that some acronym I should know? Anyone with insight?

4/10/2015 5:40:31 PM

I don't use autocorrect because I know how to spell.

4/10/2015 6:12:54 PM

My good friend's name would become "Asian Beans" on t9. All of our friends joked about it at the time and we still call him that occasionally to this day.

4/10/2015 6:18:51 PM