Just to have something to zip around town on.

Got any suggestions?

4/13/2015 10:29:40 AM

don't do it.

4/13/2015 10:33:08 AM

the two happiest days of a man's life are the day he buys a horse, and the day he eats it.

4/13/2015 10:48:32 AM

Ask for the "most hung" one on the horse farm. Those tend to be the most reliable for your purposes.

4/13/2015 10:58:32 AM

Just don't run from the cops on it, they'll say it kicked them and then beat the shit out of you

4/13/2015 2:09:33 PM

get two segways too and teach it to use them

or four rollerskates

4/13/2015 2:17:40 PM

It's surprisingly difficult to get the ball bearings to roll just right with skates and a horse.

4/13/2015 8:07:51 PM

I hear big brown is for sale

4/13/2015 8:09:43 PM

^^^^

They will also beat a dead horse after they shoot both of you.

4/13/2015 11:16:50 PM