Shit bout to put me down. I'm drinking shots and chasing it with some cheap Cabernet that I copped from Wally World.

Woo Hoo

4/25/2015 11:53:51 PM

SHI t sounds gross. Why not drink less of higher quality?

4/26/2015 12:05:57 AM

I chase it with Sunny D. EMCE chases it with Purple Stuff.

4/26/2015 12:08:54 AM

EMCE a hater. I love all rums. I always have, but there's no socially acceptable way to be like, "Uhh, I'll have your cheapest rum, please. Just a tall glass of cheap rum..."

So rest assured you're livin the dream, seedles ess.

^LOL

I chase mine with drunken texts to people I barely know.

4/26/2015 12:27:41 AM

I miss how Bridget would get twisted, and PM me about how her butthole years for me

4/26/2015 12:46:41 AM

Me too bro. The first time Bridget sent me a butthole pic, I didn't know what to think. I had asked her about a question on the MA-141 Webassign and I got a picture of the most symmetrical and naturally pinkish-hued anus that science has ever witnessed.

4/26/2015 1:21:10 AM

^^Dude, let's get weird!

I still like sweaters and hands. Also, balls. But just balls. No wiener. So like maybe you could put a sweater on your wiener and photograph your balls....with some jazz hands where you're all, "Ta-da! Here's my balls!"

But, seriously, you can show some wiener, too.

^Son of a bitch! I type too slow. Also, I wanted to make the most ridiculous post, and you beat me with ease.

[Edited on April 26, 2015 at 1:28 AM. Reason : ]

4/26/2015 1:22:47 AM

Never had it, I generally just get Bacardi or Naked Turtle. I don't like drinking a whole lot of spiced rum, if I'm gonna drink a lot it will be normal rum.

4/26/2015 2:59:59 PM

FUCK YOU ITS LEGIT

4/26/2015 3:22:02 PM

Good night...sweet prince

4/26/2015 4:02:31 PM

What, nobody likes straight bacardi limon?

4/26/2015 4:25:02 PM

Are we talking a Cosby sweater, or...?

4/26/2015 5:43:10 PM

I'm open-minded!

4/26/2015 6:48:18 PM

I'm giving out shots.

4/26/2015 8:53:00 PM